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I am going to start this list as a guide for those do it your selfers that are too proud to ask, but really want to hit the high points.
Mind you, this particular list is for fully caged rigs, locked at both ends with minimum 38 inch tires. Some of these can be bypassed and for most of us, just ridden by and looked at. The list doesn't Include every trail, just enough to get you started.
As you enter the park, take the first left. You will want to go up Timbukone, take left, go up Hello Kitty, take a right and come back down the next trail you come to (timbuktwo). The top of Timbuktwo is a little hard to see, but it isn't 100 yards from the top of Hello Kitty. At the bottom of Timbuktwo, take a right and head past Hello Kitty to Switchback. Take a right at the top and take the left followed by a quick right onto Valley Trail. Part way down Valley Hill, you'll come to Powder Puff off to the left. Go to the top of Powder Puff and take a right. Go down to, the last or next to last trail and take a right. The next to last ( Gut Buster) is easier to go down.
At the bottom of Gut Buster, take a right and look up and to the right. Vendetta, 4.2 40 and Crawl Mama. The first two are dangerous, the third (crawl mama) should be able to be climbed by RZR guys that have big balls. As you leave this area take a left and look left. Three Kings is an area we drag race to the top. Three lanes can go at once. From the bottom of Three Kings, keep going away from the trails you've already passed and take a left onto the main trail.
As you take left, stay left at the bottom of the main trail. Go .25 miles give or take and take a left on 418, then a quick right onto 418B. Follow this down to Gods Gift. There is a pretty easy crawl to the top and a nice 4 foot ledge off to the right. Come back down Gods Gift and stay to the right. This trail will take you back to 418. Take a right onto 418, left on 415, a left onto 414, then another left at the caution tape and a right onto Rock Creek. Part way up Rock Creek is Better Not off to the left. It looks steep, but RZR 900 and 1k's have already been to the top. As you finish Rock Creek, take a left back onto 414. From here, take a left onto the main trail, take a left at the fork and then a right onto 412. On 412 look up and to the right to hit Woopow. As you continue down 412, Out of Breathe will be to the left. Continuing on 412 the unnamed CAOS trail is on the right. Take a right at the top of it and another right back onto the main trail. Continue back to 407 and take a left. Turkey trail will be on your right. The little garden of rocks is the only decent part in my mind. Continue on 407 and stop at Ex wife to the left and Square Peg, Round Hole on the right.
If you have made it this far and you are unimpressed then
if not, I saved the best for last. Follow 407 back around until it meets back up with the main trail. Take a left and head back towards the exit. On the right, .3 of a mile down is Bounce Em If you Got Em (created by God, named by Mr. Hagan). Take a right just past the greenfield and then a right at the Y. Stop and eat if you are hungry and then put your big boy pants on and look up and left. The first trail should be crawled/bounced first and then take the immediate right and come down the bypass. At the bottom go ten yards and take another left. This hill has multiple ways up and using the bypass from one trail earlier to get back down.
A group of 5 or more buggies shouldn't be able to do this path in one day. If you run solo, and go fast, it might be possible to finish but I doubt anyone would really have a good time doing this.
I will be updating this before the 28th with new trail names and other possible routes for everyday crawlers, stock vehicles/unmodified RZRs and one for Modified SXS's.
This is the old map of this place. It is helpful to get your bearing, but it isn't the bible. Use it to get yourself back to where you want to be.
http://www.stonylonesomeohv.us/assets/PDFs/map.pdf
Update as of 6/21/2016
Times have changed and so have the trails. I am going to try and classify some of these trails and give a better description of them. Might toss in a few videos as well.
Hills by proximity. As in...these hills are close to each other by grouping.
Youtube - Please don't even get on this one if you aren't fully caged and prepared to use a winch.
Dog Leg - Long loose climb with a ledge at the top. Full toob only please.
Rock Star - Rear Steer or fully committed buggy. Climbed once. I repeat, it has only been climbed once.
Happy Ending - Steep climb. Doable with front and rear lockers. Ending is good, but not how the trail got its name. Cage recommended, but not 100% required.
Sledge Hamma - Eddyj is 1 for 2 on this one. Entry is steep and loose. Good obstacle at the top. Full cage and lockers required.
The unnamed trail one to the left of Sledge Hamma - Lockers required, cage recommended.
Timbukone - Multiple line, Rock Garden. Bypass in two different spots. From level one up to a level 3-4. Possible 5 when wet. Changes every time I go.
Timbutwo - This is where I get the asshole award. i used to tell people to take it. Now, I tell them not to. Ending is brutal. Locked and loaded or don't try.
Hello Kitty - Two lines. Hard and harder. Lockers required at both ends. Tube chassis or cage at minimum. Winching is a probability.
Terrace Hilton - Loose, steep climb. On a dry day, should be good for all to play on. Wet, put on your big girl panties and sling some mud.
Switch Back - As the name implies, it goes back and forth. Fairly steep, loose hill. Lockers in the wet. In the dry, is possible to climb open. Be committed.
Bills Hill - Another loose climb.
Square Peg, Round Hole - Good rock climb. One locker needed, body damage on the first tree is a possibility.
Ex-Wife - Short rock hill up to a a bowl ledge. Two lockers, a little horsepower and you should be good.
Bobby's World - Loose dirt and rock. Open diffs is still possible to climb if you are committed.
409C - Took out Kush and Zukimaster back to back. Medium steepness, lockers, cage, rocks, get some.
Terminus - Loose dirt, I think. Haven't been up it, but its right there close.
Rock Creek - In the dry it can be crawled on 33's with open diffs. In the wet, I have see people struggle on 40's and locked. No where to fall down, it is in a creek. Body damage possible.
Better Not - Hill Killer. Names there for a reason. I have seen one VW go up it and a RZR 1000. Besides that, no one I know has been up it.
Unnamed trails off of Rock Creek - Two or three options to the left before you leave. Changing daily.
418 B - This is the main trail that takes you to all of the others
Widow Maker - Three lines. Far left requires lockers, right is the kinda bypass, far right is the bonus line. Lockers and cage required.
Gods Gift - Medium steepness, rocks galore. At least one locker in the dry.
Stairway to Heaven - Multiple Rock Ledges. Lockers....sticky tires to make it super simple.
Bootleg Creek - Off Camber, sprang twister. Good trail with one locker.
Multiple lines off to the right before you leave.
One little Monkey - Short little dirt hill climb to the rocks. HP required in the wet. Open diffs in the dry.
Trails off of 406
Oh Shunt - Sits in the middle of the trail. Bypass is starting to become part of the obstacle. At least one locker or a super skilled driver.
Lunchtime - Long medium climb. Some rock showing up. Bonus line at the end requires HP.
Tail Hook - Wheelbase, Sticky's or commitment. Good possibility that you will roll over.
One to the right of Tail Hook - Similar to Tailhook with a little less chance of rollover.
Yella Hammer - Originally cut by CAOS. Good little rock climb with a great ending. One locker recommended.
Outa Breath - Loose dirt climb to the top.
Whoopow - Balls and Horsepower
Mind you, this particular list is for fully caged rigs, locked at both ends with minimum 38 inch tires. Some of these can be bypassed and for most of us, just ridden by and looked at. The list doesn't Include every trail, just enough to get you started.
As you enter the park, take the first left. You will want to go up Timbukone, take left, go up Hello Kitty, take a right and come back down the next trail you come to (timbuktwo). The top of Timbuktwo is a little hard to see, but it isn't 100 yards from the top of Hello Kitty. At the bottom of Timbuktwo, take a right and head past Hello Kitty to Switchback. Take a right at the top and take the left followed by a quick right onto Valley Trail. Part way down Valley Hill, you'll come to Powder Puff off to the left. Go to the top of Powder Puff and take a right. Go down to, the last or next to last trail and take a right. The next to last ( Gut Buster) is easier to go down.
At the bottom of Gut Buster, take a right and look up and to the right. Vendetta, 4.2 40 and Crawl Mama. The first two are dangerous, the third (crawl mama) should be able to be climbed by RZR guys that have big balls. As you leave this area take a left and look left. Three Kings is an area we drag race to the top. Three lanes can go at once. From the bottom of Three Kings, keep going away from the trails you've already passed and take a left onto the main trail.
As you take left, stay left at the bottom of the main trail. Go .25 miles give or take and take a left on 418, then a quick right onto 418B. Follow this down to Gods Gift. There is a pretty easy crawl to the top and a nice 4 foot ledge off to the right. Come back down Gods Gift and stay to the right. This trail will take you back to 418. Take a right onto 418, left on 415, a left onto 414, then another left at the caution tape and a right onto Rock Creek. Part way up Rock Creek is Better Not off to the left. It looks steep, but RZR 900 and 1k's have already been to the top. As you finish Rock Creek, take a left back onto 414. From here, take a left onto the main trail, take a left at the fork and then a right onto 412. On 412 look up and to the right to hit Woopow. As you continue down 412, Out of Breathe will be to the left. Continuing on 412 the unnamed CAOS trail is on the right. Take a right at the top of it and another right back onto the main trail. Continue back to 407 and take a left. Turkey trail will be on your right. The little garden of rocks is the only decent part in my mind. Continue on 407 and stop at Ex wife to the left and Square Peg, Round Hole on the right.
If you have made it this far and you are unimpressed then
if not, I saved the best for last. Follow 407 back around until it meets back up with the main trail. Take a left and head back towards the exit. On the right, .3 of a mile down is Bounce Em If you Got Em (created by God, named by Mr. Hagan). Take a right just past the greenfield and then a right at the Y. Stop and eat if you are hungry and then put your big boy pants on and look up and left. The first trail should be crawled/bounced first and then take the immediate right and come down the bypass. At the bottom go ten yards and take another left. This hill has multiple ways up and using the bypass from one trail earlier to get back down.A group of 5 or more buggies shouldn't be able to do this path in one day. If you run solo, and go fast, it might be possible to finish but I doubt anyone would really have a good time doing this.
I will be updating this before the 28th with new trail names and other possible routes for everyday crawlers, stock vehicles/unmodified RZRs and one for Modified SXS's.
This is the old map of this place. It is helpful to get your bearing, but it isn't the bible. Use it to get yourself back to where you want to be.
http://www.stonylonesomeohv.us/assets/PDFs/map.pdf
Update as of 6/21/2016
Times have changed and so have the trails. I am going to try and classify some of these trails and give a better description of them. Might toss in a few videos as well.
Hills by proximity. As in...these hills are close to each other by grouping.
Youtube - Please don't even get on this one if you aren't fully caged and prepared to use a winch.
Dog Leg - Long loose climb with a ledge at the top. Full toob only please.
Rock Star - Rear Steer or fully committed buggy. Climbed once. I repeat, it has only been climbed once.
Happy Ending - Steep climb. Doable with front and rear lockers. Ending is good, but not how the trail got its name. Cage recommended, but not 100% required.
Sledge Hamma - Eddyj is 1 for 2 on this one. Entry is steep and loose. Good obstacle at the top. Full cage and lockers required.
The unnamed trail one to the left of Sledge Hamma - Lockers required, cage recommended.
Timbukone - Multiple line, Rock Garden. Bypass in two different spots. From level one up to a level 3-4. Possible 5 when wet. Changes every time I go.
Timbutwo - This is where I get the asshole award. i used to tell people to take it. Now, I tell them not to. Ending is brutal. Locked and loaded or don't try.
Hello Kitty - Two lines. Hard and harder. Lockers required at both ends. Tube chassis or cage at minimum. Winching is a probability.
Terrace Hilton - Loose, steep climb. On a dry day, should be good for all to play on. Wet, put on your big girl panties and sling some mud.
Switch Back - As the name implies, it goes back and forth. Fairly steep, loose hill. Lockers in the wet. In the dry, is possible to climb open. Be committed.
Bills Hill - Another loose climb.
Square Peg, Round Hole - Good rock climb. One locker needed, body damage on the first tree is a possibility.
Ex-Wife - Short rock hill up to a a bowl ledge. Two lockers, a little horsepower and you should be good.
Bobby's World - Loose dirt and rock. Open diffs is still possible to climb if you are committed.
409C - Took out Kush and Zukimaster back to back. Medium steepness, lockers, cage, rocks, get some.
Terminus - Loose dirt, I think. Haven't been up it, but its right there close.
Rock Creek - In the dry it can be crawled on 33's with open diffs. In the wet, I have see people struggle on 40's and locked. No where to fall down, it is in a creek. Body damage possible.
Better Not - Hill Killer. Names there for a reason. I have seen one VW go up it and a RZR 1000. Besides that, no one I know has been up it.
Unnamed trails off of Rock Creek - Two or three options to the left before you leave. Changing daily.
418 B - This is the main trail that takes you to all of the others
Widow Maker - Three lines. Far left requires lockers, right is the kinda bypass, far right is the bonus line. Lockers and cage required.
Gods Gift - Medium steepness, rocks galore. At least one locker in the dry.
Stairway to Heaven - Multiple Rock Ledges. Lockers....sticky tires to make it super simple.
Bootleg Creek - Off Camber, sprang twister. Good trail with one locker.
Multiple lines off to the right before you leave.
One little Monkey - Short little dirt hill climb to the rocks. HP required in the wet. Open diffs in the dry.
Trails off of 406
Oh Shunt - Sits in the middle of the trail. Bypass is starting to become part of the obstacle. At least one locker or a super skilled driver.
Lunchtime - Long medium climb. Some rock showing up. Bonus line at the end requires HP.
Tail Hook - Wheelbase, Sticky's or commitment. Good possibility that you will roll over.
One to the right of Tail Hook - Similar to Tailhook with a little less chance of rollover.
Yella Hammer - Originally cut by CAOS. Good little rock climb with a great ending. One locker recommended.
Outa Breath - Loose dirt climb to the top.
Whoopow - Balls and Horsepower
how are we supposed to remember that lol. how bout a GPS route 
, just bustin balls, defiantly sounds like an all day trip, and I will remember this when I finally make it to this park
