Random Thoughts

creepycrawly · Aug 17, 2017

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lowbudgetjunk said:
Proof that all Marines are crazy.

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I kinda felt bad after because he came to the door all sleepy eyed and in his boxers and I was in uniform after a boots and Utes PT session. He was definitely at a disadvantage for a fight as far as the wardrobe situation was concerned. Oh well. If I don't have a dog, I shouldn't be stepping in dog **** in my yard.

mashyermotor · Aug 17, 2017

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Damn, guess I shouldn't be so pissed about running over dog **** with the lawn mower ,hahaha..... We don't have a dog either but it never fails I run over stinky dog crap every time I cut the grass but, luckily I've never stepped in it !!!! Yuck! I'd be so pissed !!

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El Diablo · Aug 17, 2017

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tonybolton said:
**** them poor farmers on their piddly ass 40 acres and $200,000 farm equipment!

I must be doing something wrong I don't have $200,000.00 in equipment.

tonybolton · Aug 17, 2017

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Sorry....$300,000

ForMud · Aug 18, 2017

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Is it wrong to **** with people who have OCD?

Like move things on their desk? Replace his sharp pencil with a dull one on his desk? Let the phone ring more than once?

BUG-E J · Aug 18, 2017

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ForMud said:
Is it wrong to **** with people who have OCD?

Like move things on their desk? Replace his sharp pencil with a dull one on his desk? Let the phone ring more than once?

Not at all. Never let me find out something bothers you.

TacomaJD · Aug 18, 2017

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ForMud said:
Is it wrong to **** with people who have OCD?

Like move things on their desk? Replace his sharp pencil with a dull one on his desk? Let the phone ring more than once?

You would immediately become of my worst enemies if we were cube partners. I am ocd as ****. I can tell if anybody has been sitting at my desk since my previous shift, drives me insane, don't fawk with my ****! Haha.

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ForMud · Aug 18, 2017

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It's the phone thing that gets him the most. I like to try and pick it up before he does, don't say anything to the person on the other end till after he picks up and says something. I also turn the volume down on his phone so he can barely the other person.

tonybolton · Aug 18, 2017

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My entertainment comes at the wives expense. Pulled shower curtain(gotta be closed all the time)...draping of the towel over the oven handle(never folded)....leaving "time remaining" on the microwave counter....

lowbudgetjunk · Aug 18, 2017

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Look up the term Gas Lighting. It is torture, but so much fun.

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muddinmetal · Aug 18, 2017

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lowbudgetjunk said:
Look up the term Gas Lighting. It is torture, but so much fun.

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My last ex gf did that constantly!

CHASMAN9 · Aug 18, 2017

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lowbudgetjunk said:
Look up the term Gas Lighting. It is torture, but so much fun.

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And I thought it was either going to be some sick form of porn, or a fraternity party farting contest. DEEP SHITTT.........

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ForMud · Aug 18, 2017

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tonybolton said:
leaving "time remaining" on the microwave counter....

Dammit...I hate that ****!!!

bjeep · Aug 18, 2017

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lowbudgetjunk said:
Look up the term Gas Lighting. It is torture, but so much fun.

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CHASMAN9 said:
And I thought it was either going to be some sick form of porn, or a fraternity party farting contest. DEEP SHITTT.........

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Very DEEP.....

Question is. Is that what Kel is doing to us?? :stir:

ForMud · Aug 18, 2017

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lowbudgetjunk said:
Look up the term Gas Lighting. It is torture, but so much fun.

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I looked it up....

"Your spouse begins telling you things that never really happened."

That's what my wife being been doing to me for years......But I know for sure she's full of ****.

tonybolton · Aug 18, 2017

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...because she's a woman, right?

ForMud · Aug 18, 2017

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tonybolton said:
...because she's a woman, right?

That, and she comes from a whole long line of "Full of ****" people.

tonybolton · Aug 18, 2017

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Wives family and I are polar opposites. They prefer to deal with problems...the SAME problems over and over and over and bitch about them. I prefer to first prevent problems, tackle them as they come...resolve them and ensure the same thing does not happen again.

To put you in her moms mindset.....her mortgage company was recently bought off / sold off whatever and for a few months she was not sent a mortgage payment/bill So she didn't pay anything. Didn't think twice about it. Then she got hit with one large bill for the late payments PLUS the late charge. The company was nice enough to delete the late charge fee's but still needed the missed month(s) payment.

Of course this was perceived as total horseshit and they were trying to "screw her over". It didn't help that gaggle of her family was there rooting her on sayin' "HELL I JUS WUDNT PAY! THEY POST TA SENDYA A BILL!" "NO SHOES NO SHIRT NO SERVICE........NO BILL NO PAYMENT HOW I SEEZ IT!"

I'm there the whole time just getting dumber by the minute. I text the wife sitting next to me and say "you ever think LIKE THIS and you're GONE".