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<blockquote data-quote="LightBnDr" data-source="post: 471656" data-attributes="member: 9031"><p>When I was 13 I got a blow gun. Came with 6 darts. I got home from school one day and went to the woods as usual. I ran around for maybe 30 minutes shootin trees and just not a lot of activity plus tough to bring down a bird or squirrel with a blow gun. Lol</p><p></p><p>So I head to the pond. As I walk up to the edge I see a giant bull frog. I slowly load up a dart, bam, put it right in his back. He didn't budge. I load up another one, bam, put it in his back. Didn't budge. I put 2 more in him. Guy didn't even flinch. So there are my 4 darts stickin out of this frog. I think he's dead or somethin. </p><p></p><p>I reach down to pull my darts out of his back, the guy jumps out into open water, disappears!! I'm thinkin son of a bitch, I just lost 4 darts!!</p><p></p><p>So I run home and I'm just disappointed. I grab my wrist rocket and head back to the woods. This time I'm on a mission for some warm blood. I don't see squat. So just for the heck of it, I head back to the pond lookin for this frog. Walk up to the same spot and there's that bastard chillin in the exact same spot again, all 4 of my darts in his back. Haha I throw a steel shot in my wrist rocket like James bond then damn near point blank it almost went through him. </p><p></p><p>Got all my darts back. Victory!!</p><p></p><p>If I could do it different I would have eaten him so it wasn't a waste but I was 13. </p><p></p><p>My father in law thinks to this day it was all a bullshit story. Promise it's true 100%</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="LightBnDr, post: 471656, member: 9031"] When I was 13 I got a blow gun. Came with 6 darts. I got home from school one day and went to the woods as usual. I ran around for maybe 30 minutes shootin trees and just not a lot of activity plus tough to bring down a bird or squirrel with a blow gun. Lol So I head to the pond. As I walk up to the edge I see a giant bull frog. I slowly load up a dart, bam, put it right in his back. He didn't budge. I load up another one, bam, put it in his back. Didn't budge. I put 2 more in him. Guy didn't even flinch. So there are my 4 darts stickin out of this frog. I think he's dead or somethin. I reach down to pull my darts out of his back, the guy jumps out into open water, disappears!! I'm thinkin son of a bitch, I just lost 4 darts!! So I run home and I'm just disappointed. I grab my wrist rocket and head back to the woods. This time I'm on a mission for some warm blood. I don't see squat. So just for the heck of it, I head back to the pond lookin for this frog. Walk up to the same spot and there's that bastard chillin in the exact same spot again, all 4 of my darts in his back. Haha I throw a steel shot in my wrist rocket like James bond then damn near point blank it almost went through him. Got all my darts back. Victory!! If I could do it different I would have eaten him so it wasn't a waste but I was 13. My father in law thinks to this day it was all a bullshit story. Promise it's true 100% [/QUOTE]
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