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<blockquote data-quote="ridered3" data-source="post: 253832" data-attributes="member: 1371"><p>300 Reasons you might be a Redneck...</p><p>Thank you Jeff Foxworthy!</p><p></p><p> You think "loading the dishwasher" means getting your wife drunk.</p><p> You ever cut your grass and found a car.</p><p> You own a home that is mobile and 5 cars that aren't.</p><p> You think the stock market has a fence around it.</p><p> Your stereo speakers used to belong to the Drive-in Theater.</p><p> Your boat has not left the drive-way in 15 years.</p><p> You own a homemade fur coat.</p><p> Chiggers are included on your list of top 5 hygiene concerns.</p><p> You burn your yard rather than mow it.</p><p> Your wife has ever said, "Come move this transmission so I can take a bath."</p><p> You read the Auto Trader with a highlight pen.</p><p> The Salvation Army declines your mattress.</p><p> You've ever raked leaves in your kitchen.</p><p> Birds are attracted to your beard.</p><p> Your wife's job requires her to wear an orange vest.</p><p> You were shooting pool when any of your kids were born.</p><p> You have the local taxidermist's number on speed dial.</p><p> You've ever hit a deer with your car...deliberately.</p><p> Your school fight song was "Dueling Banjos".</p><p> You think a chain saw is a musical instrument.</p><p></p><p>More <a href="http://www.countryhumor.com/redneck/mightbe.htm" target="_blank">http://www.countryhumor.com/redneck/mightbe.htm</a></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="ridered3, post: 253832, member: 1371"] 300 Reasons you might be a Redneck... Thank you Jeff Foxworthy! You think "loading the dishwasher" means getting your wife drunk. You ever cut your grass and found a car. You own a home that is mobile and 5 cars that aren't. You think the stock market has a fence around it. Your stereo speakers used to belong to the Drive-in Theater. Your boat has not left the drive-way in 15 years. You own a homemade fur coat. Chiggers are included on your list of top 5 hygiene concerns. You burn your yard rather than mow it. Your wife has ever said, "Come move this transmission so I can take a bath." You read the Auto Trader with a highlight pen. The Salvation Army declines your mattress. You've ever raked leaves in your kitchen. Birds are attracted to your beard. Your wife's job requires her to wear an orange vest. You were shooting pool when any of your kids were born. You have the local taxidermist's number on speed dial. You've ever hit a deer with your car...deliberately. Your school fight song was "Dueling Banjos". You think a chain saw is a musical instrument. More [url=http://www.countryhumor.com/redneck/mightbe.htm]http://www.countryhumor.com/redneck/mightbe.htm[/url] [/QUOTE]
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