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funny sayings??

tommy450r

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Whats some of yalls funny sayings???

I'd rather tea bag a bear trap
More messed up than a fat mans flip flop

Seen this on another board figured I post one here
 

doctordick

Classic American Iron, son.
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He's so dumb, if he was a hummingbird he'd take a mule's ass for a honeysuckle.
 

COLT

I'm on a boat.
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You look like two monkeys fucking a football bat

If i gave you two ball bearings and a padded room you'd break one and lose the other one

And my favorite from a movie.......hey old man....go inside and tell that bitch to make us some blueberry pancakes.
 
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wontwork

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You know what one lesbian said to the other? You da man.
 

braggf150

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U could fuck up a wet dream. Busy as a set of jumper cables at a :afro: funeral. My luck so bad if it was raining pussy out side id get the one with a dick broke off in it. U couldn't spell shit with a mouth full of it. Im as full as a tick on a free bleeding hound.
 

Mahan

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Hotter than a fresh fucked fox in a forest fire.... hotter than a blissterd pussy in a pepper patch.... im serious as dick cancer. :woot: :woot:
 

Rescue1

When in doubt, the skinny pedal is on the right
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You would have rather SHIT in yo momma's best frying pan!
 

ETO

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So damn ugly make a freight train take a dirt road.

So damn ugly it knock a buzzard off a shit waggon

Dumb as a box of rocks

Busy as a one legged man in a ass kicking contest

More nervous than a whore in church on sunday

Thats more fucked up than a football bat or a hockey ball racket.
 

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