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wingsnhammers

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We were drunker than who-shit-in-the-floor.
She's so crosseyed she could stand on the front porch and count chickens in the back yard.
Busier than a 3 legged dog trying to bury a turd on a frozen pond.
Now you're just picking fly shit from pepper.
He don't care. He'd fuck anything 8 to 80, blind, deaf, or crazy. If she can't walk, he'll carry her.
I wouldn't give two shits and a hot-damn for that.
 

85buggy

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DRT Dead right there
Your a pretty good boy.....there's just no de
Demand for boys
 

Rescue1

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wingsnhammers said:
He don't care. He'd fuck anything 8 to 80, blind, deaf, or crazy. If she can't walk, he'll carry her.

He want turn nothing down, except little :afro: boys and he turns them face down.
 

MoparMan

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fordcontraption01 said:
Speed kills buy a chevy and live forever :flipoff1:

^ That's funny right there I don't care who you are.

True story: Ford put 6.4's and 6.0's in ambulances, people died
 

yozuki

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If brains was money and steam boats cost a nickel you couldn't buy the echo off the fucking whistle " YOUR A DUMB ADS"
 

John Galbreath Jr.

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Frank Layden , Utah Jazz president, on a former player:

"I asked him, 'Son, what is it with you? Is it ignorance or apathy?'

He said, 'Coach, I don't know and I don't care.'"
 

85buggy

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Don't just stand there eigh your teeth in your
Mouth ..... Do something !!!
 

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