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Sweating like a raped ape. Tighter than a ticks Ass . Best thing since sliced bread. Handy as a side pocket on a bathing suit. Out like a fat kid in dodge ball. Does a fat bobby fart. Does a hobby horse have a wooden ****. You trying that hill would be like a piss ant crawling up an elephants Ass with rape on its mind
 
Couldn't pull a greased string out of dead squirrels Ass on a down hill pull. U so dumb if you fell in a bucket of tittie you'd come out sucking your thumb. Im gonna do all the cussing and most the whistling and you gonna set there and listen. She could suck a golf ball through a garden hose. She could **** the chrome off a trailer ball. Im ****ing this snake you just hold its head and watch for the game warden
 
The way I see it you have 3 holes and 2 hands. You better cover up the 2 you dont want me in.
All women are bitches and hoes except for mom, but she probably used to be.
No matter how hot, beautiful and perfect she seems, theres probably a guy somewhere thats tired of putting up with her ****.
 
ASS SPEAK if MOUTH WONT


Her ass has wore the floorboards clean down to the cracks.......

.......she,s been on more floors than goddamn johnsons wax.
 

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