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funny sayings??

tommy450r

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Whats some of yalls funny sayings???

I'd rather tea bag a bear trap
More messed up than a fat mans flip flop

Seen this on another board figured I post one here
 
You look like two monkeys ****ing a football bat

If i gave you two ball bearings and a padded room you'd break one and lose the other one

And my favorite from a movie.......hey old man....go inside and tell that bitch to make us some blueberry pancakes.
 
U could **** up a wet dream. Busy as a set of jumper cables at a :afro: funeral. My luck so bad if it was raining ***** out side id get the one with a **** broke off in it. U couldn't spell **** with a mouth full of it. Im as full as a tick on a free bleeding hound.
 
Hotter than a fresh ****ed fox in a forest fire.... hotter than a blissterd ***** in a pepper patch.... im serious as **** cancer. :woot: :woot:
 
So damn ugly make a freight train take a dirt road.

So damn ugly it knock a buzzard off a **** waggon

Dumb as a box of rocks

Busy as a one legged man in a ass kicking contest

More nervous than a whore in church on sunday

Thats more ****ed up than a football bat or a hockey ball racket.
 

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