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funny sayings??

That's older than my grandpa's buckskin rubber ! It's almost as old as my granny's coonskin tampon !


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Smells worse than a cat rolled in **** tossed on a burning tire fire.

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crash101 said:
A guy at a bar told me once, "Dont tap that its like throwing a hotdog down a hallway!"

You should have replied " I bet that thing looks like a cow patty run through by a wagon wheel"
 
I bet that thing is so big you would have to run it up one side and drag it down the other..
 
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he's so crosseyed he can watch a snake with one eye and hunt for a stick to kill it with the other

im as messed up as a one winged dirt dobber

that gal is tougher than woodpecker lips!!!

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