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tyleecw

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How about a joke of the day thread?


Blonde On A Plane----



A PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO TORONTO , WHEN A BLONDE IN ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS DOWN.

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS AND ASKS TO SEE HER TICKET.

SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY CLASS AND THAT SHE WILL HAVE TO SIT IN THE BACK.

THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS THE PILOT AND THE CO-PILOT THAT THERE IS A BLONDE BIMBO SITTING IN FIRST CLASS, THAT BELONGS IN ECONOMY AND WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT.

THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND TRIES TO EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY SHE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER SEAT. THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."

THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE THE POLICE WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST THIS BLONDE WOMAN WHO WON'T LISTEN TO REASON.

THE PILOT SAYS, "YOU SAY SHE IS A BLONDE? I'LL HANDLE THIS, I'M MARRIED TO A BLONDE. I SPEAK BLONDE."

HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND WHISPERS IN HER EAR, AND SHE SAYS, "OH, I'M SORRY." AND GETS UP AND GOES BACK TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY.

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE AMAZED AND ASKED HIM WHAT HE SAID TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT ANY FUSS.

"I TOLD HER, "FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO TORONTO."
 

SHELBS44

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They don't. They arrest the bulb for being broke and beat the room for being black
 

BUG-E J

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SHELBS44 said:
They don't. They arrest the bulb for being broke and beat the room for being black
That's profiling. And profiling is right!
 
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What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer? I give a fuck when my computer crashes.

Jesus Christ fed 2,000 people with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish, but Adolf Hitler made 6 million Jews toast.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes start piling up.

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None,they just sit in the dark and bitch.

What's the difference between the Holocaust and a cow? You can't milk a cow for 75 years.
 

dwa2469

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I don't have a joke right now, but , I once saw a midget get a lapdance in a wheelchair in Nashville once.... nevermind
 

money_pit_yj

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5BrothersFabrication said:
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer? I give a fuck when my computer crashes.

Jesus Christ fed 2,000 people with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish, but Adolf Hitler made 6 million Jews toast.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes start piling up.

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None,they just sit in the dark and bitch.

What's the difference between the Holocaust and a cow? You can't milk a cow for 75 years.

I'm sure the millions of people who were rounded up like cattle and tortured and burned and starved to death while their families were mutulated would really get a kick out of the holocaust jokes.

I understand twisted sense of humor cause I got one myself, but sometimes stuff just ain't funny. But that's just my opinion and we are all grown ups so carry on and joke away.
 

tnford88

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Click the picture to read all of it.
 

MihlfeldL2005

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Re:

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?.....






Trick question, feminists aren't going to change shit!

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