Scott Goforth on Moonshiners

zukimaster · Mar 13, 2019

This pecker head just drove his bouncer to pick up a load of moonshine on tonight's episode.

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kmcminn · Mar 13, 2019

I just seen that.

June dog · Mar 14, 2019

What did he haul, a quart?

TBItoy · Mar 14, 2019

zukimaster said:
This pecker head just drove his bouncer to pick up a load of moonshine on tonight's episode.

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Gotta stay low-key and all...

poolman · Mar 14, 2019

I watch it sometimes, but you guys know the show if fake as hell right?

zukimaster · Mar 14, 2019

Man! What are you going to tell me next, Santa Claus is not real either?

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poolman · Mar 14, 2019

zukimaster said:
Man! What are you going to tell me next, Santa Claus is not real either?

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No he's real.

xjmarc · Mar 14, 2019

poolman said:
I watch it sometimes, but you guys know the show if fake as hell right?

The fact that you can buy all their "shine" in the liquor store is a pretty big hint.

poolman · Mar 14, 2019

xjmarc said:
The fact that you can buy all their "shine" in the liquor store is a pretty big hint.

If you watched the episodes where Chico was up in the tree house things all that was built by a former employee of mine. They paid for all the materials and paid him like 2 grand!! He was saying its only water in the barrels with some oats and coloring. I still watch it from time to time. Kinda ruined it for me though.

jeeptj99 · Mar 14, 2019

I watched the first season when they were showing Popcorn Sutton on there but after that it got kinda dumb really quick. That fake shine **** you get at the liquor store is terrible though. Smokey mtn is the worst. But i typically try to avoid the shine we dont get along very well.

DrankinInTheWoods · Mar 14, 2019

jeeptj99 said:
I watched the first season when they were showing Popcorn Sutton on there but after that it got kinda dumb really quick. That fake shine **** you get at the liquor store is terrible though. Smokey mtn is the worst. But i typically try to avoid the shine we dont get along very well.

I agree. It is awful. A few of us passed a bottle of it around at Stoney Lonesome one night and it was gone within minutes. The bottle ended up exploding on a rock, I threw a full beer at a buddy because he said he didn't care for Alan Jackson, and then I fell over a stack of firewood and was sodomized. **** that ****.

The Luke · Mar 14, 2019

Travis, tell us about that time at aop we were passing shine around..... lol

zukimaster · Mar 14, 2019

Yeah, that store bought stuff is nothing like the real deal, I bought 2 quart's of that Smoky mountain moonshine when they first opened, and poured it out.

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blacksheep10 · Mar 14, 2019

DrankinInTheWoods said:
I fell over a stack of firewood and was sodomized. .

That escalated quickly

redneckengineered · Mar 14, 2019

DrankinInTheWoods said:
I agree. It is awful. A few of us passed a bottle of it around at Stoney Lonesome one night and it was gone within minutes. The bottle ended up exploding on a rock, I threw a full beer at a buddy because he said he didn't care for Alan Jackson, and then I fell over a stack of firewood and was sodomized. **** that ****.

I haven't laughed that hard at anything on Hardline in a minute.

jeeptj99 · Mar 14, 2019

The Luke said:
Travis, tell us about that time at aop we were passing shine around..... lol

From what i'm told it's not good, not good at all. Trust me my asshole friends havent let me forget it though :flipoff1:

jeeptj99 · Mar 14, 2019

DrankinInTheWoods said:
I agree. It is awful. A few of us passed a bottle of it around at Stoney Lonesome one night and it was gone within minutes. The bottle ended up exploding on a rock, I threw a full beer at a buddy because he said he didn't care for Alan Jackson, and then I fell over a stack of firewood and was sodomized. **** that ****.

How do you not like Alan Jackson? Thats unamerican

The Luke · Mar 14, 2019

jeeptj99 said:
From what i'm told it's not good, not good at all. Trust me my asshole friends havent let me forget it though

Hell I thought you were dead the next day

jeeptj99 · Mar 14, 2019

The Luke said:
Hell I thought you were dead the next day

Well that makes 2 of us.

Zjman · Mar 14, 2019

DrankinInTheWoods said:
I agree. It is awful. A few of us passed a bottle of it around at Stoney Lonesome one night and it was gone within minutes. The bottle ended up exploding on a rock, I threw a full beer at a buddy because he said he didn't care for Alan Jackson, and then I fell over a stack of firewood and was sodomized. **** that ****.

I heard it's only gay if ya got hard

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