TacomaJD
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Now we all know the reason men snore is because during the night their balls fall over their butthole and cause some sort of a vapor lock, or at least that's what one meme said...it's true if it's on the internets right?
So, current situation is that I snore....apparently loudly enough that nobody can stand to sleep in the same room as myself - mainly the wife. She sleeps in another bedroom now. Every now and then we'll sleep together if it's on a night where she has nothing important to do or get up early the following morning, but it's rare.
Me and a buddy went on a bike trip this weekend and stayed in a double bed hotel room, and he literally brought ear plugs to wear so he could sleep. (He's traveled with me plenty times before, so he knew what to expect). I really thought he was kidding when he said he brought ear plugs earlier that evening, but he broke them out before he went to sleep and I laughed my ass off, he was serious!
A couple years ago, a bunch of us rented a cabin in Gatlinburg and I slept on a futon bed in the same room as the buddy I just mentioned and his wife (they slept in the bed together), and I woke up during the middle of the night with his wife standing over me with a pillow about to choke me out because I was snoring so loudly. No really, that actually happened....we all had a good amount of adult bevs prior. Lol
So yeah, what have you guys done about your snoring issues? Fawk using some damn c pap machine or whatever. I couldn't sleep wearing anything out of the ordinary. I really don't want to have one of them surgeries to correct my deviated septum ****. My dad snores and he has always slept on the couch and my mom slept in the bed. My whole life. I ain't sleeping on no damn couch. I gotta have room to sprawl out.
So, current situation is that I snore....apparently loudly enough that nobody can stand to sleep in the same room as myself - mainly the wife. She sleeps in another bedroom now. Every now and then we'll sleep together if it's on a night where she has nothing important to do or get up early the following morning, but it's rare.
Me and a buddy went on a bike trip this weekend and stayed in a double bed hotel room, and he literally brought ear plugs to wear so he could sleep. (He's traveled with me plenty times before, so he knew what to expect). I really thought he was kidding when he said he brought ear plugs earlier that evening, but he broke them out before he went to sleep and I laughed my ass off, he was serious!
A couple years ago, a bunch of us rented a cabin in Gatlinburg and I slept on a futon bed in the same room as the buddy I just mentioned and his wife (they slept in the bed together), and I woke up during the middle of the night with his wife standing over me with a pillow about to choke me out because I was snoring so loudly. No really, that actually happened....we all had a good amount of adult bevs prior. Lol
So yeah, what have you guys done about your snoring issues? Fawk using some damn c pap machine or whatever. I couldn't sleep wearing anything out of the ordinary. I really don't want to have one of them surgeries to correct my deviated septum ****. My dad snores and he has always slept on the couch and my mom slept in the bed. My whole life. I ain't sleeping on no damn couch. I gotta have room to sprawl out.
