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Trail rig manifesto

SeaRubi

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ok kids, keep it clean and above the belt ... :flipoff:

  • Emulsion shocks NOT reservoir shocks
  • shock bushings NOT shock heims
  • oil shocks NOT air shocks
  • rubber bumpstops NOT even more shocks
  • TRE's NOT spherical rod ends / heims
  • suspension links use bushings NOT spin-infinity joints (we're not building a robot here)
  • steering dampeners NOT hydro rams
  • 33's NOT 43's
  • RBI scores NOT RTI scores
  • MIG NOT TIG
  • 100ft+ cable NOT 50ft of pretend cable
  • winch out NOT throttle out
  • spare tire NOT spare attitude
  • trailed NOT trailered
  • *** body panels NOT ... uhhh, nevermind this one! *** :flipoff:
  • oil changes NOT 50 line laundry list before next "shakedown"
  • roll bars NOT roll overs
  • challenge on trail NOT boredom
  • kinetic straps NOT limiting straps
  • appreciate nature NOT assault nature
  • Creedance NOT metal
  • views NOT bruises
  • spouse humping NOT rig humping
  • rustoleum NOT purple ano
  • galvy NOT stainless
  • Ray Bans NOT ski goggles
:clappy::corn::corn:
 
You forgot a couple...

. Coilovers NOT leafsprings
. Fuel injection NOT carberator(Them things are soo ancient i forgot how to spell the word)
 
SeaRubi said:
ok kids, keep it clean and above the belt ... :flipoff:

  • Emulsion shocks NOT reservoir shocks
  • shock bushings NOT shock heims
  • oil shocks NOT air shocks
  • rubber bumpstops NOT even more shocks
  • TRE's NOT spherical rod ends / heims
  • suspension links use bushings NOT spin-infinity joints (we're not building a robot here)
  • steering dampeners NOT hydro rams
  • 33's NOT 43's
  • RBI scores NOT RTI scores
  • MIG NOT TIG
  • 100ft+ cable NOT 50ft of pretend cable
  • winch out NOT throttle out
  • spare tire NOT spare attitude
  • trailed NOT trailered
  • *** body panels NOT ... uhhh, nevermind this one! *** :flipoff:
  • oil changes NOT 50 line laundry list before next "shakedown"
  • roll bars NOT roll overs
  • challenge on trail NOT boredom
  • kinetic straps NOT limiting straps
  • appreciate nature NOT assault nature
  • Creedance NOT metal
  • views NOT bruises
  • spouse humping NOT rig humping
  • rustoleum NOT purple ano
  • galvy NOT stainless
  • Ray Bans NOT ski goggles
:clappy::corn::corn:


hell yea:cheer: :cheer: sounds like a rig that has to be driven by a driver that knows what their doing. Not a point and shoot uggy:rolleyes:
 
PORTER said:
Whats a uggy there little man.:flipoff:


buggy , truggy , juggy = uggy:redneck: damn man took you a whole 5 minutes yer getting slow in your old age:wheelchair:

BTW wheres that application anyway:booo:
 
pokey said:
hell yea:cheer: :cheer: sounds like a rig that has to be driven by a driver that knows what their doing. Not a point and shoot uggy:rolleyes:

It dosen't matter what you drive. It's not all point and shoot in a buggy. If your a tard that can't drive. Your a tard that can't drive in a buggy. It just gives you more options then just driveing down dirt roads and makeing go arounds.:D
 
stompinjab1 said:
It dosen't matter what you drive. It's not all point and shoot in a buggy. If your a tard that can't drive. Your a tard that can't drive in a buggy. It just gives you more options then just driveing down dirt roads and makeing go arounds.:D


yea i agree but you cant drive a buggy on dirt roads (at least not legaly):stirpot:
 
pokey said:
yea i agree but you cant drive a buggy on dirt roads (at least not legaly):stirpot:
Wa, Wa, you cant drive your Heep where we can go either.:flipoff:
 
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PORTER said:
Wa, Wa, you cant drive get Heep where we can go either.:flipoff:


whoa 3 minutes Im impressed:cheer: you would be suprised where the jeep has been and not rolled over on its lid doing it:haha: :haha:
 
pokey said:
you would be suprised where the jeep has been and not rolled over on its lid doing it:haha: :haha:

Well stay where its been so ya dont roll on yer lid. That would be bad.
 

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