Ultimate Job

CHASMAN9 · Feb 7, 2018

Kind of a spinoff of the Life Goals thread, but if you could and would do whatever you could do for a living, regardless of anything, what would be your ultimate profession? I've made my rounds in the world during my lifetime and have figured out that Cabana boy was not in my future due to the limitations of wearing a Speedo/banana hammock. I have also figured out that my investment portfolio is not up to snuff, so investment broker is out of the question too. BUT, if I could, I think a career as a professional baseball player would have been great. Living large and playing for 20 years and then settling back on what I have earned and a nice MLB pension check every month. I had my chance, twice, but decided on another route which has not worked out as well as I would have liked it to. SO, what is your dream job, and I don't mean by a hand. Let's here what your dreams would have/ or are.

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ranger11 · Feb 7, 2018

Professional bass fisherman

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BUG-E J · Feb 7, 2018

Trust fund recipient. Working is dumb

5BrothersFabrication · Feb 7, 2018

Hockey player, car designer, commercial ship pirate security. Laying on a container for days at a time with a Barrett .50 waiting to knock the top off of some skinnies.

dwa2469 · Feb 7, 2018

I would have loved to have been a fighter pilot, then ATP Pilot for some airline.

Bebop · Feb 7, 2018

Photography.

onepieceatatime · Feb 7, 2018

Own 2 of my own Peterbilts, a day cab with a helper axle for hauling the biggest, dumbest local **** they can give me and another one with a sleeper for long hauls to get out of town from time to time. Wish the trucking industry wasn't so heavily regulated or I would try and go out on my own. For now I'm happy driving for someone else and making them take all the risks and give me a regular paycheck and health insurance.

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The Luke · Feb 7, 2018

Stripper.

Race car driver. Preferably Baja or ULTRA4. Id settle for most things that go fast though.

The Luke · Feb 7, 2018

Stripper.

Race car driver. Preferably Baja or ULTRA4. Id settle for most things that go fast though.

money_pit_yj · Feb 7, 2018

Own profitable restaurant. Hole in the wall in an old town square that is the "it" place to go and get killer bbq and a few other things I can cook really well. or this....

BUG-E J said:
Trust fund recipient. Working is dumb

sirlance · Feb 7, 2018

Id like to hunt and 4-wheel the rest of my dayz, basically a deer farmer that wheels.

tonybolton · Feb 7, 2018

Race car driver/asphalt/road course

ForMud · Feb 7, 2018

F-1 driver or fighter pilot. I would love to have that kinda eye to hand coordination and speed to .............Second runner up would be the job of being Tony Bolton, a true American hero. Looked up to and admired by many.....Pays well too.

CHASMAN9 · Feb 7, 2018

12 responses so far (2 for The Luke) and NO PORN STARS? You'd rather be Tony B than Long Dong Silver hammering down on Trumps girlfriend? Hmmmmmmm :gay:

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muddinmetal · Feb 7, 2018

I had a pretty shitty situation as a kid so I have never really had big dreams or aspirations in life, but on a separate topic, My dad was built to be a MMA fighter, had MMA came around 40 years earlier, he would have been unstoppable. I know that sounds like crazy talk but trust me on that one. So, for my ultimate job I would like to have had a way to see my father have an opportunity to have been a MMA fighter instead of a manual laborer

ForMud · Feb 7, 2018

CHASMAN9 said:
12 responses so far (2 for The Luke) and NO PORN STARS? You'd rather be Tony B than Long Dong Silver hammering down on Trumps girlfriend? Hmmmmmmm ???

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Well being Tony the chicks automatically throw themselves at you.....And you watch a lot of porn, so that makes you a star.