I thought surely someone on this board would have figured it out by now but since no one has here is the answer.
In the South there are Rednecks ( especially me) ,yes I said Rednecks, mean SOB's that Hunt,Fish,4 wheel ,and **** !!!
Rednecks have big dicks , yep Monsters, the Dudes from Out West have those little pencil peters which make them extremely sensitive . A Southern boy will drink a couple beers, grab his woman's ass for good luck then blast his way up the worst **** he can find. A Out West dude will sip a little wine, ask his wife if it's ok to look at her ass then ease around any potential hazards that might scrape his fancy fancy little rig.
Any more questions or did I hit the nail on the head ????