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Skinny Jeans

I absolutely hate them. My wife has some and I don't even like them on her.

It's hard to take a man seriously when he's wearing those damn things. Be a man and put some damn boot cuts on for crying out loud!
 
FM5332FF said:
It is the worst when they sag the skinny jeans. It screams homo
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Beat me too it! Sagged skinny jeans are usually accompanied by a skin tight gay colored flannel and a stupid looking beany thats barely hanging onto the back of their head.
 
Last year at KOH one of the main event announcers Chad Ragland (who they replaced with Miles) wore maroon skinny jeans and stood up on the podium all day souning like and uninformed idiot and looking even worse. Dave made a bad call on that ****.
 
I got to Belmont here in Nashville and all of the guys and girls wear this stupid crap. Someone got offended when I asked if they used KY jelly to put on their pats in the AM :****: I don't understand trends like that but then again I also hate and don't understand running big rims and mud tires :flipgotcha:
 
Some of my students wear those ****ing things, and sag with them too. If I catch a big enough gap, I'm going to step on them and hold them to the floor with a size 12 until everyone gets a good laugh. Then claim "if they were where they were supposed to be, this accident wouldn't have happened! "
 
patooyee said:
And don't even get me started on dudes who wear them. I think if a dude wears skinny jeans he should be castrated and his nuts given to a less fortunate man who knows better than to wear those things.
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Bet Tom Green and Lance Armstrong would take ya up on that offer :****:
 
gdf said:
Pictures or it didnt happen !!!!!!
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Oh it happened. Me and my buddies always used to gaulk out the window at her when she'd walk to the mailbox, until I talked her into coming over one night. She brought Smirnoff, got naked, and whipped out them meat curtains on me....I never looked at her the same. :****:
 
I used to agree, I hated skinny jeans on chicks. Just because they are "in style" does not mean they look good. But, I have been converted by my latest girlfriend. The key is a bubble butt and some stripper high heels. You can't be rail thin or have a pancake ass and throw them on with your canvas flats that you bought from Tom's Shoes like most college girls do. Then you look like a frumpy pile of crap.

This is the best pic I had on my work computer. The girl on the right is not a midget, it's just my girl is wearing 6" heels.

As for dudes wearing them. I don't even think that's worth addressing laughing1
 

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I jinxed myself. Yesterday my wife came home from the mall with a pair of skinny jeans for her and my daughter.

Of course, my daughter being 2, she'll look cute in anything.

But now my wife is pissed at me because I told her she looked like **** in the jeans. :****:
 
patooyee said:
I jinxed myself. Yesterday my wife came home from the mall with a pair of skinny jeans for her and my daughter.

Of course, my daughter being 2, she'll look cute in anything.

But now my wife is pissed at me because I told her she looked like **** in the jeans. :****:
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Honesty wasn't the best policy huh...
 

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