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<blockquote data-quote="5BrothersFabrication" data-source="post: 296524" data-attributes="member: 2617"><p>HOLY **** I FORGOT ABOUT THIS ONE!!! I get to Germany, FNG in the barracks. I ask room mate where can a feller get laid around here, he says the easiest place is in the HHC barracks, it's co-ed. So I go make my presence known, introducing myself, and this little messican chick starts taking an intrest in my accent. She takes me into town, we go to a club, she's grinding on me like she's trying to rub a hole in it. I'm hard. We leave, she's blowing me in the cab, and the cabbie doesn't mind, judging by us hitting the rumble strip 40 times in 15 minutes. We get back to my room, and the blowjob continues, then she asks if I'll return the favor. **** yeah! I said, I take her shirt off, great tits, shimmy her pants down, and I notice she's got a little fupa. No problem, I pull her panties down and there sits the biggest, thickest bush I have ever seen. THAT was the fupa. Actually looked like another pair of bearskin panties. **** it, I'm drunk, I ate that motherfucker and the entire time I'm fighting the urge to sneeze into her oyster ditch, the hairs were IN my nose. I kept going, ****ed her, but the next morning, I found out that alot of hair will absolutely hold the fawk on to a stink. It was that was every time, come in smelling nice, leave smelling like an anchovie's ****. I nailed her for about a week, and it was actually pretty damn good, then I ****ed up and offered her my hair clippers and razor. She gave me an "it's MY body" speech and left. Never hit it after that.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="5BrothersFabrication, post: 296524, member: 2617"] HOLY **** I FORGOT ABOUT THIS ONE!!! I get to Germany, FNG in the barracks. I ask room mate where can a feller get laid around here, he says the easiest place is in the HHC barracks, it's co-ed. So I go make my presence known, introducing myself, and this little messican chick starts taking an intrest in my accent. She takes me into town, we go to a club, she's grinding on me like she's trying to rub a hole in it. I'm hard. We leave, she's blowing me in the cab, and the cabbie doesn't mind, judging by us hitting the rumble strip 40 times in 15 minutes. We get back to my room, and the blowjob continues, then she asks if I'll return the favor. **** yeah! I said, I take her shirt off, great tits, shimmy her pants down, and I notice she's got a little fupa. No problem, I pull her panties down and there sits the biggest, thickest bush I have ever seen. THAT was the fupa. Actually looked like another pair of bearskin panties. **** it, I'm drunk, I ate that motherfucker and the entire time I'm fighting the urge to sneeze into her oyster ditch, the hairs were IN my nose. I kept going, ****ed her, but the next morning, I found out that alot of hair will absolutely hold the fawk on to a stink. It was that was every time, come in smelling nice, leave smelling like an anchovie's ****. I nailed her for about a week, and it was actually pretty damn good, then I ****ed up and offered her my hair clippers and razor. She gave me an "it's MY body" speech and left. Never hit it after that. [/QUOTE]
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