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<blockquote data-quote="InDaShop" data-source="post: 297133" data-attributes="member: 1295"><p>This happened to someone I know, so going to paraphrase this one.</p><p></p><p>I wish I could describe the chick, but I truly don't remember and I was with him this night. None the less my buddy hooks up with this chick out one night and they head back to her place late after a Burger King run. </p><p>They get to going hot and heavy on her bed with the lights off, and he goes to stick it in and shes still pretty dry. </p><p>She tells him theres some lube in the top drawer, so he leans over fumbles with the drawer reaches in and grabs a bottle. He proceeds to fumble with the bottle, and cant get the lid off. Finally he rips the top off somehow and it goes everywhere. He flips it up and dumps it on her ass and he slathers himself while hes at it. They get down to business and pass out. </p><p></p><p>Well he wakes up middle of the night to go take a leak and flips the bathroom light on his eyes still adjusting and he goes down to grab his **** and start to piss and his entire crotch is BLACK. Mid-thigh to belly button, and hip to hip BLACK!!!</p><p>He screams, then flips the bedroom light on, and the bed looks like someone threw a gallon of black paint on the bed. The chick is now waking up since he flipped the light on and her ass, inner thighs, all BLACK. </p><p></p><p>Remember the lube he busted out......it was a bottle of black shoe polish.... <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies2/Oscar.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt="molaugh" title="Oscar molaugh" data-shortname="molaugh" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies2/Oscar.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt="molaugh" title="Oscar molaugh" data-shortname="molaugh" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies2/Oscar.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt="molaugh" title="Oscar molaugh" data-shortname="molaugh" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="InDaShop, post: 297133, member: 1295"] This happened to someone I know, so going to paraphrase this one. I wish I could describe the chick, but I truly don't remember and I was with him this night. None the less my buddy hooks up with this chick out one night and they head back to her place late after a Burger King run. They get to going hot and heavy on her bed with the lights off, and he goes to stick it in and shes still pretty dry. She tells him theres some lube in the top drawer, so he leans over fumbles with the drawer reaches in and grabs a bottle. He proceeds to fumble with the bottle, and cant get the lid off. Finally he rips the top off somehow and it goes everywhere. He flips it up and dumps it on her ass and he slathers himself while hes at it. They get down to business and pass out. Well he wakes up middle of the night to go take a leak and flips the bathroom light on his eyes still adjusting and he goes down to grab his **** and start to piss and his entire crotch is BLACK. Mid-thigh to belly button, and hip to hip BLACK!!! He screams, then flips the bedroom light on, and the bed looks like someone threw a gallon of black paint on the bed. The chick is now waking up since he flipped the light on and her ass, inner thighs, all BLACK. Remember the lube he busted out......it was a bottle of black shoe polish.... molaugh molaugh molaugh [/QUOTE]
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