Trail Names

[lowbudgetjunk]

I am looking for twenty or so names for trails. The guy in charge of trails at Stoney Lonesome is going to start labeling in the next week or so and we only have a few names bouncing around.

Post up anything that pops in your head

 

[RustyC]

Name them after some of our great presidents. Reagan, Lincoln ,Washington.

And if the trail really sucks name it Obama or Cater.

Lastly if it is the longest most brutal trail you have been on name it Prison Rape!

For Stoney Lonesome I think the Presidents would be nice.

 

[muddinmetal]

I've always liked obvious names that fit the terrain: bowl hole, big rock, the canyon, boat ramp, v notch, etc...

 

[Mongo44]

Lastly if it is the longest most brutal trail you have been on name it Prison Rape!

seems a bit aggressive...

 

[lowbudgetjunk]

I've been trying to incorporate some hill killing/bouncing redneck terms.

Hook dirt seems to be an appropriate term to incorporate into some of these trails and I always hear it in redneck speak in my head when I read it.

 

[jwilson645]

Names would definitely be better to remember than the numbers/letters they use now.

 

[bad80cj]

Name them after some of our great presidents. Reagan, Lincoln ,Washington.

And if the trail really sucks name it Obama or Cater.

Lastly if it is the longest most brutal trail you have been on name it Prison Rape!

For Stoney Lonesome I think the Presidents would be nice.

This

 

[1tonyj]

yard sale trail...for a nasty one

 

[ibrokeit]

Mash Yer Motor Hill

 

[John Galbreath Jr.]

Mother In Laws Driveway

Honeysuckle Ridge (or Valley)

 

[LandSpeeder]

Exlax

Metamucil

Trailways

Hello Kitty

Timbuk2

Bounc'em If Ya Got'em

Squirrel Dog

Lemme think of some more and I ;ll get back to you.

 

[85buggy]

Every park has a Sunday drive. How bout its a bitch for the chics

 

[LandSpeeder]

Graceland

Taint

Dog-leg

Square Peg Round Hole

WOOPOW

TN Cut Boggers

Know Dat

Sho nuff

BIBLE

Credit Score

Good Friends

Yuck Mouth

 

[85buggy]

Roll her over for the really ugly ones

 

[LandSpeeder]

Piss Ant

Deliverance

Jack n the Bean Stalk

Gremlins

Mamma'nem

Sore Thumb

Two Left Feet

 

[zukiscott]

AXLE ALLEY

CAGE RAPER

FLIPPIN NUTS

HANGER BANGER

ATTACK MODE

BLAM BLAM

GRIND DOWN

FENDER FAWKER

HARNESS HANGER

EXIT BROKE

;D

 

[TacomaJD]

AXLE ALLEY

CAGE RAPER

FLIPPIN NUTS

HANGER BANGER

ATTACK MODE

BLAM BLAM

GRIND DOWN

FENDER FAWKER

HARNESS HANGER

EXIT BROKE

;D

GD, I almost spit my food out laughing at FENDER FAWKER



...I always wanted to name a trail HOP-A-LONG ;D

 

[zukiscott]

LEMME AT IT

STAND BACK

PARTS DUMP

RIG COLLECTOR

HANG ON HILL

DIG IN

DUG n DONE

BLASTERBOGGER

ROOT SHOOT

;D

 

[zukiscott]

PUCKER UP

RIG DOWN

ROCK RATION

MUFFLER EATER

FLEX or FLOP

BENT OVER

REBEL RIDGE

SMOKEM NOW

;D

 

[LandSpeeder]

Dig Dug

Fanger Banger

Hip Hop (for josh)

Hi-Lift (for josh)

Pogo (again... for josh)

Jang-a-lang