Trail Names

[TacomaJD]

Please film some Chris Farley parody skits...

 

[Jcampbell54]

HA HA HA this are fawkin hilarious. If I don't find a trail one day with some of those names my life is not complete.


Sent from the mans IPhone.

 

[johneddie]

^^^^^ I love/hate this one! It's so fitting for a lot of trails, but it pisses me off just thinking about it

x2.... :****: :'(

 

[team rocklife]

How about

Holly fawk
Dam it
WTF
REALLY??
TOOLBAG

 

[johneddie]

Lots of good names here!! Laughed my ass off too!!

 

[5BrothersFabrication]

Hard trails-
Wo-chit
Sack Tap
Kidneys
Back Up N Bump It
Detroit
Pinion Hill
Shaggin'

Easy trails-
Your Sister
Minivan
Red TJ, 4", on 33"s
Picnic
Mamaw's Olds
.22
Pasture

 

[stano]

As Seen on TV

Warranty Voider

Chitlbuffout

 

[5BrothersFabrication]

2 gooks in a Camry
Moose Knuckle
Wiesel Piss
Bumpstop
Rut Swinger
Spilled Beer
No Sweat
Reckoning
Mustache Ride
Kudzu Trail
Gary Coleman
Methadone
Park Ranger
C-Clip Trip
Locker Focker
Roll Tide
Eight Grand

 

[LandSpeeder]

Moose Knuckle

"Whadya'll ride today?..."
"Moose Knuckle, and then rode over and watched on 8-out..."

 

[pogue422]

Tickin sound
Pedalfile smile
Rim raper
Bottoms up
Giver hill
High tide
Hard knock life
Da Vinci code
Spring break

 

[LandSpeeder]

Duck Duck Goose

Hop Scotch

Donkey Kong

Donkey Punch

FUPA

Skinny Jeans

Coon Dog

 

[TacomaJD]

+1 for Chris Farley, with the term FUPA.

 

[LandSpeeder]

+1 for Chris Farley, with the term FUPA.

Your mother says my third chin tickles her FUPA when we add 4+4

 

[TacomaJD]

Your mother says my third chin tickles her FUPA when we add 4+4

Maybe we could name an easy hill "BROCK'S MOM" so everybody could have a turn hittin' it!

 

[84turbotoy]

express lube

pull out

chromoly crevice

wench power

rim ridge

red label roundup

and Door Knob so errbody gets a turn
pedro

 

[TacomaJD]

Re:

KNOB GOBBLER!

 

[fordcontraption01]

Sac sweller

 

[grcthird]

Rush hour
Zombie killer
Swingset
Beer me
:afro: checkbook
Hero's hill
Rum runna
Time clock
Tube tester
Baby puncher
Kitten kicker
Tizzle fo shizzle
Double dip

 

[zukiscott]

GOODUNS yall this is fun,,,,and sometimes the BEST trail names come from lettin the first person up name the trail WHATEVER they want,,thats what Bob done at MSORP and it worked out GREAT

heres a few more I thought up.......

DRIVERS WANTED

BUMPER CAR

DIFF BANGER

SWAMPER LAUNCHER

BACKIN TIME

CHEAP THRILLS

SKINNY PEDALS

DOOKIE DODGER

BIG KNOBBY HILL

PING PONG PASS

CLIMBIN TIME

;D

 

[BUG-E J]

Damn I'm glad I checked Hardline this morning while I drink my coffee! laughing1