***ty bars are amazing

[1980cj5]

Tonight was my 18th birthday and I just got back from the ***ty bar for my first time. I didnt realize just how awesome they are. They are the best thing since wheeling.(a close second to wheeling) It is way to hard to not spend money when they have a cash machine right in the place.:beer::redneck:

 

[tmckenziem]

Tonight was my 18th birthday and I just got back from the ***ty bar for my first time. I didnt realize just how awesome they are. They are the best thing since wheeling.(a close second to wheeling) It is way to hard to not spend money when they have a cash machine right in the place.:beer::redneck:

Ohh young grasshoppa...........much for you to learn:redneck:

 

[jeepdarinx]

Not the same as seein mommy get out of the shower is it :redneck:

 

[lethe]

ive never been to a strip club and dont have plans to. i have better thing to spend my money on.

 

[wagonslayer]

:pics: And a happy birthday to ya.

 

[1980cj5]

ive never been to a strip club and dont have plans to. i have better thing to spend my money on.

You dont know what your missing until you try it at least once.
Now He has a lot to learn

Ohh young grasshoppa...........much for you to learn:redneck:

:awesomework:
I can only afford to learn slowly.

:pics: And a happy birthday to ya.

You can just refer to almost any of your posts for pics.:masturbanana[1]:

 

[Boonie Buster]

Coulda gotten a year's subscription to "Big Nips and Huge Hips" online and never have to pay for flat soda. :awesomework:

 

[Pat]

***ty bars are even better if you leave WA.

Imagine lap dances that are actually in your lap. :bananadance:

And a cold beer while you enjoy the show. :beer:

But don't go there just to look at strippers, take a couple of them home with you its even better. :011:

 

[sixty-nine]

meh strip clubs are overrated

 

[1980cj5]

Coulda gotten a year's subscription to "Big Nips and Huge Hips" online and never have to pay for flat soda. :awesomework:

Yah but at a website you cant wake up and smell the aroma of stripper.

***ty bars are even better if you leave WA.

Imagine lap dances that are actually in your lap. :bananadance:

And a cold beer while you enjoy the show. :beer:

But don't go there just to look at strippers, take a couple of them home with you its even better. :011:

Lap dances in washington are actually in your lap, atleast were I was there was no 4 foot rule. A beer would be nice but then I still wouldnt be able to get served inside. My buddy actually believed a stripper that said she wanted to go home with him so he took out another $180 and spent it on that girl in the VIP, but after that her shift was over and she was no where to be found.She was smoking hot but for 220 no:sex:.

 

[JAWS]

Stripers are ok. But you need to seek a pro if you wish to go further. HOOKERS N BLOW.

 

[1980cj5]

Stripers are ok. But you need to seek a pro if you wish to go further. HOOKERS N BLOW.

Now thats the spirit, Liquor and whores.:redneck:

 

[jimijam19K]

just don't marry one and you'll be fine.

happy birthday, bro

 

[jprcrpr94]

I equate going to the strip club the same as going to a steak house, paying to watch all the steaks go by, but not getting to eat any of them. If I'm gonna spend my money to watch a naked chick dance, she better touch my weiner. Hookers are where it's at.

 

[unclestripey]

Here's whatcha do....print out a pic off the net of yer favorite flavor, hang it next to an open window in the bathroom so she moves a little......take out yer wallet and start throwing twenties into the toilet, flushing every 40 bucks or so. Cuz ya ain't gonna bed a stripper.:awesomework:

 

[JOOP]

ive never been to a strip club and dont have plans to. i have better thing to spend my money on.

You really should at least goto one and experience it. Unless your :rb:

meh strip clubs are overrated

yeh, but its one of those life lessons every man should experience at least once.

 

[runner over]

1 of my good friends was the dj at the vu n tacoma for the last couple of years any time we went we could have our pick of the girls sadly he was fired 2 weeks ago, a guy i train with is a bouncer there still though.

 

[lethe]

You really should at least goto one and experience it. Unless your :rb:



yeh, but its one of those life lessons every man should experience at least once.

i just dont care to go. i never said i would never go, but i have no plans in the near future.

 

[PHILLBILLY1]

I went to fox's once. I love me some naked ladies!!!!! Specially when they are dancin reallllly close. I wont go to another strip club, just because I do think they are a waste of money.

 

[lethe]

I went to fox's once. I love me some naked ladies!!!!! Specially when they are dancin reallllly close. I wont go to another strip club, just because I do think they are a waste of money.

finally, someone else agrees with me:D

 

[grant1]

When your young you need to go check it out. :corn:
The only problem is going home broke, alone and with blue balls. :masturbanana[1]:
Not much fun if you ask me.

happy b-day!

 

[k2blazen]

When your young you need to go check it out. :corn:
The only problem is going home broke, alone and with blue balls. :masturbanana[1]:
Not much fun if you ask me.

happy b-day!

x'2

Remember that bachalor party I had ,That CL stripper getting down on the tile with the seagrams bottle good times I would of invited ya but 16 yr olds were not allowed.Being married all that **** goes bye ,bye have fun while you can....

 

[wishicouldwheel]

cl

Here's what happens when you take a shot of 151 off a CL strippers ****....

 

[wishicouldwheel]

strippers

Oh and by the way PHIL...i think we should get you and your brother away from the doldrums of domestic life and basque in the muck of irresponsibility down in Portland!!

 

[ain'tstuckjustresting]

Oh and by the way PHIL...i think we should get you and your brother away from the doldrums of domestic life and basque in the muck of irresponsibility down in Portland!!

:awesomework:Acropolis! Cheap steak and expensive *****.....................

 

[GrahamCracker]

Vegas. Enough said

 

[bobbed_84_toy]

ive never been to a strip club and dont have plans to. i have better thing to spend my money on.

Same here. Never been, don't really plan on it either.

 

[PHILLBILLY1]

Oh and by the way PHIL...i think we should get you and your brother away from the doldrums of domestic life and basque in the muck of irresponsibility down in Portland!!

When??:corn:

 

[1980cj5]

I equate going to the strip club the same as going to a steak house, paying to watch all the steaks go by, but not getting to eat any of them. If I'm gonna spend my money to watch a naked chick dance, she better touch my weiner. Hookers are where it's at.

Oh but they will touch your weiner. Strip clubs are certainly not a place I could go to regularly, but i do think it is something every straight guy should experience, so I figured what better way to spend my 18th birthday.

 

[Skid Mark]

Happy bday

When I got back from bootcamp and A-school. My friends took me out and droped over $400 on me at foxes... Never had so much snatch & tonsiles rubed on my one eye in one night.. Needless to say I havent been since then. I will never pay that much for something I cant take in the woods and abuse in some way.

And yess foxes is the best stripclub it the area.. Or at least it was in 1998