GawdFawkingDayum! how in the holy mother of hell has nobody fawking even noticed that this sum-bisch has done gone and stolen my famous BigBird chassis design? Danngit David you stoopid little terd i done tole you half my gotdayum fabrimacting secrets like how that the meth would help you...
Hey man i see that you done learnt Jon-Johns secret welding techniques, let me give you a tip......get your clothes hangers from wallmart, them gotdayum family doller ones aint worth **** bro
So your the gotdayum theivin fawkin bastert one who done stold Little Timmays gokart/mobile methlab generator project! When i find your ass im gonna cut your ballz off, deepfry them in a batter of your own **** and feed them to your sorry ass!
You need to come work for me, in one year i could teach you all the bygawd skillz you need so secced in life.....and build some fawesome **** too
Ps. get a Gotdayumed bender for fawks sake!
Gotfawkindayumit Woodley, when are you going to anouce to the 4x4 world that you have hired John- Jon for the fawking fabrimacation position? And should i be the one to goahead and announce that theys going to be a confabulation effort with Po-Boy Fabwerx and WOD to build the new SRRS...