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Yup and he about got kicked out for dipping his finger in some chocolate. :****:

That's true, too. However, I did wear a dress to his "dress rehearsal" and kept screaming "kill him, kill him, take all your disappointments of life out on him" when the strippers were beating him at his bachelor party. flashemifyougotem

You're right. I did put on two coats of clear coat, though. I was the one that everyone pointed at and the priest told me to say some Hail Marys and I had to inform him that I'm Lutheran and don't pray to women.

If you won Kelly I ask you to remember the good things I've done for ya. Not the fact that I called a girls father and let him know you were banging his daughter. Or introducing your future brother-in-law to your family. Or writing "HELP ME" on the bottom of your wedding shoes. Or crawling...

Yes and that reminds me my wife and I rented Contagion this past weekend. Gwenyth Paltrow is in it. I always thought she looked pretty good, but after seeing her in that all I could think was "boy, is that cont agin'" :wtflol:

On a serious note, I thought this girl at work was joking when she told me Davey Jones had died. But then I saw her face and now I'm a bereaver. I knew an old guy that went to school with him and everyone was always trying to figure out what was in his locker. They finally broke into it one...

If Natcar starts using that I want some royalties cause I'm still pretty proud of that little gem.

I think she's hot but probably under that jumpsuit and makeup her body is a WRECK! You see what I did there? I also heard if you wreck three times in a week they are gonna start calling that a Pa Trick! thumb.gif

See what happens next... Go daddy! flashemifyougotem

That really blows!!!

Hey, that's not nice. I like the way he talk... I also heard his songlist for Daytona on his ipod this year included it's rainin' men! Also, I believe it's called sexting. And on yet another gay note it looked to me like rear end locked up, never a good thing, if ya know what I mean...

Damn nature, you crazy!!! :wtflol:

Haven't been on for a while 'cause I've been huntin' 'em up. Check out last night's harvest... :woot: :woot:

Hey, that bear had really large talons!!! It was scary when I bought that thing at Costco.

Deer hunting is SOOOOOO wrong. "Hey look at me I killed a deer!" Wow big man I hope that deer comes and shoots you in the next life, you jerks! :flipgotcha:

Mine was easy to get up... :dunno:

I have been known to be a little woolly around my undercarraige. I see if I can get some manskaping done before you cum, I mean arrive. :gay:

Wyatt prefers sheep anyway. Especially the blacksheep!!! thumb.gif