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<blockquote data-quote="5BrothersFabrication" data-source="post: 468343" data-attributes="member: 2617"><p>Guy at work always says, "That boy a mine..." followed by something to one up your claim. Kid is 14 and fat, dad is 37 and fat, sure niether of them are capable of doing half the **** they claimed.</p><p></p><p>Once worked with a feller, bullshitter taught bullshittin in college. HAD TO. Anyway, dude claim to have worked at Boeing for X years, bounty hunter X years, repo'd cars X years, drove a truck, Air Force, NASA, mechanic... add all that **** up and that 40 year old dude would have to have been in his 70's! And ****in numbers, man. You'd say, "wow, John Force's car- xxx h.p.", he'd say, "well an F-15 has 17,838 h.p." I mean just always with the ****in numbers. He said some **** one day and I quickly said, "You know, 77.369% of statistics are pulled out of a person's ass?" Shut him up for 3,582.5508275 seconds.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="5BrothersFabrication, post: 468343, member: 2617"] Guy at work always says, "That boy a mine..." followed by something to one up your claim. Kid is 14 and fat, dad is 37 and fat, sure niether of them are capable of doing half the **** they claimed. Once worked with a feller, bullshitter taught bullshittin in college. HAD TO. Anyway, dude claim to have worked at Boeing for X years, bounty hunter X years, repo'd cars X years, drove a truck, Air Force, NASA, mechanic... add all that **** up and that 40 year old dude would have to have been in his 70's! And ****in numbers, man. You'd say, "wow, John Force's car- xxx h.p.", he'd say, "well an F-15 has 17,838 h.p." I mean just always with the ****in numbers. He said some **** one day and I quickly said, "You know, 77.369% of statistics are pulled out of a person's ass?" Shut him up for 3,582.5508275 seconds. [/QUOTE]
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