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<blockquote data-quote="grcthird" data-source="post: 541792" data-attributes="member: 1181"><p>You really haven't heard this story? Lemme fill ya in:</p><p></p><p> Dip **** is Alabama fan supreme, has kids named roll tide, packaderm, bear, and goal line stand. Goes to Auburn and dumps herbicide on the ground around the most sacred plants ever to grow out of the dirt in the state of Alabama, the old oak trees on toomer's corner that get rolled after every Auburn win. Auburn wins national championship at tiddlewinks, hop scotch, or any game of anything, Walmart runs out of toilet paper because it's all thrown in said sacred old oak trees. Dipshit calls in to sports talk radio show and on a live broad cast tells the whole college football nation about how he poisoned trees. Dude goes to jail, gets raped by former thug auburn players that were kicked off team, has to repay 873645 million dollars to replant trees that died and were cut down. Sacred old oak trees were cut down, hauled to secret storage/mill location and cut into tooth picks to be sold to any auburn fan that would pay for a piece of school history, and to Alabama fans that needed to start campfires. New trees were planted, Hagan has visited them and blessed them to be worthy of new forestly mascot status. Cruiser probably hiked a leg and gave his own sprinkle of fanly baptism. </p><p></p><p>At least that's what I heard, somewhat...</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="grcthird, post: 541792, member: 1181"] You really haven't heard this story? Lemme fill ya in: Dip **** is Alabama fan supreme, has kids named roll tide, packaderm, bear, and goal line stand. Goes to Auburn and dumps herbicide on the ground around the most sacred plants ever to grow out of the dirt in the state of Alabama, the old oak trees on toomer's corner that get rolled after every Auburn win. Auburn wins national championship at tiddlewinks, hop scotch, or any game of anything, Walmart runs out of toilet paper because it's all thrown in said sacred old oak trees. Dipshit calls in to sports talk radio show and on a live broad cast tells the whole college football nation about how he poisoned trees. Dude goes to jail, gets raped by former thug auburn players that were kicked off team, has to repay 873645 million dollars to replant trees that died and were cut down. Sacred old oak trees were cut down, hauled to secret storage/mill location and cut into tooth picks to be sold to any auburn fan that would pay for a piece of school history, and to Alabama fans that needed to start campfires. New trees were planted, Hagan has visited them and blessed them to be worthy of new forestly mascot status. Cruiser probably hiked a leg and gave his own sprinkle of fanly baptism. At least that's what I heard, somewhat... [/QUOTE]
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