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<blockquote data-quote="doctordick" data-source="post: 267171" data-attributes="member: 2595"><p>'Twas the night before Christmas</p><p>and all through the house</p><p>not a creature was stirring</p><p>"cept for Barry, that louse.</p><p>Ma home from job hunting</p><p>and I'd just cashed my check</p><p>we'd just settled down </p><p>to eat turkey neck. (cause that's all we could afford)</p><p>When out on the lawn </p><p>there arose such a clatter</p><p>I jumped up from the table</p><p>to see what was the matter.</p><p>And what to my wondering eyes should appear</p><p>but Barry Obama, I could tell by the ears.</p><p>His bullteproof limo </p><p>he'd parked on the lawn</p><p>surrounded by reindeer </p><p>with body armor on. </p><p>Up on the porch</p><p>on the door he did hammer</p><p>"Open up peon, I'm Barry Obammer."</p><p>"I've come for your gun</p><p>don't put up a fight</p><p>or you'll be in prison</p><p>'ere the end of the night."</p><p>I asked him</p><p>"King Barry, what will I do</p><p>to protect my poor family</p><p>from a burglar or two?"</p><p>I went back to the table</p><p>to finish my neck</p><p>and I thought to myself</p><p>"Damn, this country's a wreck."</p><p>On Stalin, on Lenin, on Castro and Marx</p><p>on Reid and Pelosi, on Soros he barks.</p><p>And I heard him exclaim</p><p>as he rolled out of sight</p><p>"My name is King Barry</p><p>you'd best get it right"</p><p>This country is mine now</p><p>and don't you forget it, </p><p>if you've got guns or money</p><p>I'm gonna come get it"</p><p></p><p>We've lost all our freedom</p><p>the Founders are weeping</p><p>He stole it away</p><p>while we were all sleeping.</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>MERRY CHRISTMAS from the Seven Dwarfs: King Barry, Crazy Uncle Joe, Dirty Harry Reid, Nancy "Botox Baby" Pelosi, Mitch "mushmouth" McConnell, John "Oompaloompa" Boehner, and last but not least Big Bubba BJ Clinton and old Buffalo Butt Hillary. (Yeah, I know that's 8, but at least a couple of them are halfwits)</p><p></p><p>MERRY CHRISTMAS Y'ALL</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="doctordick, post: 267171, member: 2595"] 'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring "cept for Barry, that louse. Ma home from job hunting and I'd just cashed my check we'd just settled down to eat turkey neck. (cause that's all we could afford) When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter I jumped up from the table to see what was the matter. And what to my wondering eyes should appear but Barry Obama, I could tell by the ears. His bullteproof limo he'd parked on the lawn surrounded by reindeer with body armor on. Up on the porch on the door he did hammer "Open up peon, I'm Barry Obammer." "I've come for your gun don't put up a fight or you'll be in prison 'ere the end of the night." I asked him "King Barry, what will I do to protect my poor family from a burglar or two?" I went back to the table to finish my neck and I thought to myself "Damn, this country's a wreck." On Stalin, on Lenin, on Castro and Marx on Reid and Pelosi, on Soros he barks. And I heard him exclaim as he rolled out of sight "My name is King Barry you'd best get it right" This country is mine now and don't you forget it, if you've got guns or money I'm gonna come get it" We've lost all our freedom the Founders are weeping He stole it away while we were all sleeping. MERRY CHRISTMAS from the Seven Dwarfs: King Barry, Crazy Uncle Joe, Dirty Harry Reid, Nancy "Botox Baby" Pelosi, Mitch "mushmouth" McConnell, John "Oompaloompa" Boehner, and last but not least Big Bubba BJ Clinton and old Buffalo Butt Hillary. (Yeah, I know that's 8, but at least a couple of them are halfwits) MERRY CHRISTMAS Y'ALL [/QUOTE]
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