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<blockquote data-quote="5BrothersFabrication" data-source="post: 294865" data-attributes="member: 2617"><p>WORST piece-</p><p>I dialed a chick on a wrong number once, talked my way into stopping by to "party". I get there, and this chick literally looks like Uga, Georgia's bulldog mascot. Funny thing, she was a HOT 5'0" 180 chubber, but had a REALLY fat chick's face, underbite, and flat nose. Uga.</p><p>Anyways, she had some party supplies, so I go in. The broad flat out lied, she had some damn weed, probably grown by spooks, sold by wetbacks. So I mention I gotta head out, she says (no ****) "if I suck your cock, will you burn one with me?" Well... the weed did suck. And so did the bj. I just could not get off for the life of me, rolled through the fap-o-dex, found a good one and thought of her. Nothing. Hard as chinese algebra, but couldn't get off.</p><p>So, enter 'Greatest Idea EVER'- I tell her "I don't **** or give a nut for free". **** you not, she went and got her purse! $60 and a sixer later, I was blowin on her back and drawing pictures in it. Anytime after that, whenever I needed a few bucks, I'd call her up and give her the "$50 special". I wish I still had her number, I got a truggy needs finished! </p><p> :****:</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="5BrothersFabrication, post: 294865, member: 2617"] WORST piece- I dialed a chick on a wrong number once, talked my way into stopping by to "party". I get there, and this chick literally looks like Uga, Georgia's bulldog mascot. Funny thing, she was a HOT 5'0" 180 chubber, but had a REALLY fat chick's face, underbite, and flat nose. Uga. Anyways, she had some party supplies, so I go in. The broad flat out lied, she had some damn weed, probably grown by spooks, sold by wetbacks. So I mention I gotta head out, she says (no ****) "if I suck your cock, will you burn one with me?" Well... the weed did suck. And so did the bj. I just could not get off for the life of me, rolled through the fap-o-dex, found a good one and thought of her. Nothing. Hard as chinese algebra, but couldn't get off. So, enter 'Greatest Idea EVER'- I tell her "I don't **** or give a nut for free". **** you not, she went and got her purse! $60 and a sixer later, I was blowin on her back and drawing pictures in it. Anytime after that, whenever I needed a few bucks, I'd call her up and give her the "$50 special". I wish I still had her number, I got a truggy needs finished! :****: [/QUOTE]
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