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<blockquote data-quote="5BrothersFabrication" data-source="post: 295357" data-attributes="member: 2617"><p>Brad's story reminded me of one-</p><p></p><p>Ex-wife: circa 1999-ish. I graduated high school, she was still in her senior year. I'm 18, she's 17. We had been boning in her car for months now, in various parking lots, my driveway, behind walmarts, etc. One night we park behind the Tech School where they teach diesel repair and truck driving, behind a couple 53' trailers. We go through the usual routine, a little head from her, then we strip down, move the seats all the way up and foward, and get in the back. So she's riding me, and I see headlights coming toward us alongside of the trailer... And it's then that I recognize the hubcaps- Crown Vic. Holy ****. We both scramble into the front seats simultaniously via the center console gap, yank the seats back, and try to get dressed. The hubcap turns away from the trailer and starts to retreat to wherever it came from, and we both breate a sigh of relief. No more than we get that sigh out, and that sonuvabitch whips a half doughnut and slinging gravel around to the backside of the trailer. "HANDS UP MOTHERFUCKER!" I got my hands out the window as SHE walks up to the door with her Glock out. I only have my socks and boxers on at this point, would have my shirt on, but SHE had it on (I couldn't put on her ****ing blouse, duh-her). She was wearing her panties, skirt, and my t-shirt. "What are you two doing back here?" Me being a bigger prick as a teenager, "Well, I'd have thought that it was ****in' obvious." Lady cop says, "Well I was gonna let you two go, but I believe we should call her parents." She did. They let us get dressed while her in church EVERYTIME the doors are open folks got there, but when they showed up they said they wouldn't press charges, but her pop told me he was very disappointed in me. We both left there, and found after that the only place we </p><p>could bone was during school hours or a quickie right after. Then she turned 18, we married, divorced, blah blah... Good times.</p><p> :<img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="5BrothersFabrication, post: 295357, member: 2617"] Brad's story reminded me of one- Ex-wife: circa 1999-ish. I graduated high school, she was still in her senior year. I'm 18, she's 17. We had been boning in her car for months now, in various parking lots, my driveway, behind walmarts, etc. One night we park behind the Tech School where they teach diesel repair and truck driving, behind a couple 53' trailers. We go through the usual routine, a little head from her, then we strip down, move the seats all the way up and foward, and get in the back. So she's riding me, and I see headlights coming toward us alongside of the trailer... And it's then that I recognize the hubcaps- Crown Vic. Holy ****. We both scramble into the front seats simultaniously via the center console gap, yank the seats back, and try to get dressed. The hubcap turns away from the trailer and starts to retreat to wherever it came from, and we both breate a sigh of relief. No more than we get that sigh out, and that sonuvabitch whips a half doughnut and slinging gravel around to the backside of the trailer. "HANDS UP MOTHERFUCKER!" I got my hands out the window as SHE walks up to the door with her Glock out. I only have my socks and boxers on at this point, would have my shirt on, but SHE had it on (I couldn't put on her ****ing blouse, duh-her). She was wearing her panties, skirt, and my t-shirt. "What are you two doing back here?" Me being a bigger prick as a teenager, "Well, I'd have thought that it was ****in' obvious." Lady cop says, "Well I was gonna let you two go, but I believe we should call her parents." She did. They let us get dressed while her in church EVERYTIME the doors are open folks got there, but when they showed up they said they wouldn't press charges, but her pop told me he was very disappointed in me. We both left there, and found after that the only place we could bone was during school hours or a quickie right after. Then she turned 18, we married, divorced, blah blah... Good times. ::) [/QUOTE]
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