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<blockquote data-quote="TRIPPER" data-source="post: 295684" data-attributes="member: 832"><p>Ok , heres mine... Back around 2001-02 I ran across a old high school girl friend of mine.She was a couple years older than me and pretty dang hot.We exchanged numbers and went out several times and even had a few cook outs at her place. Everything seemed cool and was going along just fine.. Me and some buddys planned to wake up early and go to gray rock all day saturday so friday after work I loaded up my stuff and decided to just shack up at her place. It was a normal night we went out to eat and had a few drinks at a local watering hole and went back to her house around midnbight . Now keep in mind my truck is in the parking lot of her appartments with my trailer and jeep loaded behind it..... SO we get home and get busy , its actually pretty good . So im thinking to myself afterwards Ive got a pretty good thing going right here, I ate good , got a little buzz , ive got a hot ass naked blonde in bed with me and to top it all off im about to go jeep riding with all my buddys. To say the least I fall a sleep with a smile on my face.... Around 4am i think i hear the front door open, i look over and shes still right next to me and hasnt moved. Then the **** hits the fan!!!! boyfriend/fiancee kicks open the door turns on the light and snatches the covers right off our naked asses. She starts screeming and all i can do is tell the 6 ft 4 offensive lineman to atleast let me put my pants on before he starts beating my ass... He goes for it ,but locks us in the bedroom .where i cant get out. He starts cushing and telling me how bad he is going to beat both of our asses. she is still naked on the bed screeming. We both tell her to shut up at the same time!!!! it was funny ,anyway I ASK HIM WHO HE IS and he tells me he lives there and that this is his future wife. then he starts pulling his **** out of the closet showing me that he does in fact live there,but they have been seperated for about 2 months and now he sees why.. So i tell him him I had no idea and that I was sorry and if he would give me about three steps toward the door he would NEVER se me no more!!! (thats the short verson) Again he went for it ..... i made my dash towards the door and made it outside to my truck. HOME FREE !!!! Whats even crazier about 2 hours later she call me from her home number and wants to meet me and make it up to me. I passed !!!!! they got married ... Im happily married . havent seen are heard anything in years . i guess thats my worse</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="TRIPPER, post: 295684, member: 832"] Ok , heres mine... Back around 2001-02 I ran across a old high school girl friend of mine.She was a couple years older than me and pretty dang hot.We exchanged numbers and went out several times and even had a few cook outs at her place. Everything seemed cool and was going along just fine.. Me and some buddys planned to wake up early and go to gray rock all day saturday so friday after work I loaded up my stuff and decided to just shack up at her place. It was a normal night we went out to eat and had a few drinks at a local watering hole and went back to her house around midnbight . Now keep in mind my truck is in the parking lot of her appartments with my trailer and jeep loaded behind it..... SO we get home and get busy , its actually pretty good . So im thinking to myself afterwards Ive got a pretty good thing going right here, I ate good , got a little buzz , ive got a hot ass naked blonde in bed with me and to top it all off im about to go jeep riding with all my buddys. To say the least I fall a sleep with a smile on my face.... Around 4am i think i hear the front door open, i look over and shes still right next to me and hasnt moved. Then the **** hits the fan!!!! boyfriend/fiancee kicks open the door turns on the light and snatches the covers right off our naked asses. She starts screeming and all i can do is tell the 6 ft 4 offensive lineman to atleast let me put my pants on before he starts beating my ass... He goes for it ,but locks us in the bedroom .where i cant get out. He starts cushing and telling me how bad he is going to beat both of our asses. she is still naked on the bed screeming. We both tell her to shut up at the same time!!!! it was funny ,anyway I ASK HIM WHO HE IS and he tells me he lives there and that this is his future wife. then he starts pulling his **** out of the closet showing me that he does in fact live there,but they have been seperated for about 2 months and now he sees why.. So i tell him him I had no idea and that I was sorry and if he would give me about three steps toward the door he would NEVER se me no more!!! (thats the short verson) Again he went for it ..... i made my dash towards the door and made it outside to my truck. HOME FREE !!!! Whats even crazier about 2 hours later she call me from her home number and wants to meet me and make it up to me. I passed !!!!! they got married ... Im happily married . havent seen are heard anything in years . i guess thats my worse [/QUOTE]
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