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<blockquote data-quote="bearslayer2829" data-source="post: 295787" data-attributes="member: 4381"><p><strong>Re: Re: Worst piece of ass ever!</strong></p><p></p><p>Here's my worst/funniest experience ever. So me and a buddy decide we are going to beat the guts out of this slut that a few other buddies had been banging over the last couple of weeks. Anyways we go pick her up at her apartment and bring her over to my house since it was known as the party house. We walk in the door, go down stairs, sit down and have a few drinks before we destroy this girls ego. Me and my buddy get pretty lit cause we know what is about to happen or so we thought. I go ahead and take her to the bedroom and start pounding it about 10 minutes go by and my buddy walks in. She starts giving him a hummer while I'm still tagging her from behind, then he starts banging her and she it's know slobing on my knob. Me and my buddy convince this black chick that were just destroying that his name is Brett honkie, yes it was my first ghetto bitch and my last. He it's still banging her from behind and I tell this bitch to say honkie please with my **** in her mouth so here she is trying to say honkie please with my cawd in her mouth, probably the funniest moment in my life was hearing her mumble jumble. All the sudden her phone rings and at this point in time I'm back to banging her and my buddy is slapping her in the forehead with his ****, it's her husband..........she is telling her husband that she loves him and can't wait to see him when grew gets home. Talk about one awkward moment. I think to myself well I've already banged it this long I might as well keep going. The night finally ends we fall asleep and in the morning I take her home, thankfully I never heard from her again and lucky her husband didn't come to my house to try to kick my ass.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="bearslayer2829, post: 295787, member: 4381"] [b]Re: Re: Worst piece of ass ever![/b] Here's my worst/funniest experience ever. So me and a buddy decide we are going to beat the guts out of this slut that a few other buddies had been banging over the last couple of weeks. Anyways we go pick her up at her apartment and bring her over to my house since it was known as the party house. We walk in the door, go down stairs, sit down and have a few drinks before we destroy this girls ego. Me and my buddy get pretty lit cause we know what is about to happen or so we thought. I go ahead and take her to the bedroom and start pounding it about 10 minutes go by and my buddy walks in. She starts giving him a hummer while I'm still tagging her from behind, then he starts banging her and she it's know slobing on my knob. Me and my buddy convince this black chick that were just destroying that his name is Brett honkie, yes it was my first ghetto bitch and my last. He it's still banging her from behind and I tell this bitch to say honkie please with my **** in her mouth so here she is trying to say honkie please with my cawd in her mouth, probably the funniest moment in my life was hearing her mumble jumble. All the sudden her phone rings and at this point in time I'm back to banging her and my buddy is slapping her in the forehead with his ****, it's her husband..........she is telling her husband that she loves him and can't wait to see him when grew gets home. Talk about one awkward moment. I think to myself well I've already banged it this long I might as well keep going. The night finally ends we fall asleep and in the morning I take her home, thankfully I never heard from her again and lucky her husband didn't come to my house to try to kick my ass. [/QUOTE]
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