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<blockquote data-quote="5BrothersFabrication" data-source="post: 296076" data-attributes="member: 2617"><p>Alright, last one from me....for the rest of the day.</p><p></p><p>So- Ft. Sill, Oklahoma. AIT, off post weekend pass. We call Big John, a BIG :afro: cab driver/pimp/beer wholesaler ( see: <a href="http://www.hardlinecrawlers.com/forums/index.php?topic=22545.0" target="_blank">http://www.hardlinecrawlers.com/forums/index.php?topic=22545.0</a> for THAT good story), we decide it's time to get laid and he is the feller that can locate us a hooker. So 5 of us pile into the Crown Vic and he takes us to the Compton/Watts side of Lawton, pull up to the house and out comes a lil Indian girl, prolly 30-ish. Big John says "take care of my boys here." She takes us in (us being 3 white boys, a spook, and a messican), tells us to have a seat and get comfortable. She goes to the tv, flips to VHS and hits play on the VCR. I was expecting a movie or some ****, it was the damn Snoop Dog porno video! She goes into the kitchen and comes out with 4 40's of Bud, she hands them to the others, then she takes me by the hand off into the bedroom. She asks what I want to do to her, and I'm kinda leary of American hookers, so I just tell her to blow me. She says it'll be $100, I tell her I'll go down the road and get the same thing for $10! She says 40, I say 10, settle on $20. (Anyone who knows me will tell you, I'll haggle for the 5¢ mini-Reeces cups next to the register at the gas station!) So this chick puts a rubber on me to blow me, and I can barely feel ANYTHING. Like 30 minutes goes by and this chick has asked me 45 times what can she do to make me get off, and ask my wife, that just ****s it all up. So she finally reaches over and flips on her VCR, and it's the Pam and Tommy porn. At this point she is fully clothed, so I tell her to strip, turn around and bend over. She says another $50, I say $10, settle on $20. I pull the rubber off, hornier than Jon-Jon at a petting zoo, and worm it in the back door after telling her I'll throw in another $10. Focused HARD on the blowjob that Pam was delivering to Tommy, frailed that sonuvabitch for all of 30 seconds before I blew a load IN her ass. SHE WAS PISSED. Hell, I get dressed and go to the kitchen to get my 40oz, she goes to the bathroom for a minute, comes out and grabs another white boy. Tim is out in less than 5 minutes. Again, bathroom, grabs the black one. (other whitey and the messican are married and don't want it) and I bet that black sumbitch was in there for an hour! We all sneak to the door and peek in, that nasty bastard is going all slow and literally making love to the hooker! Kissing her neck, they're listening to an Usher CD, I holler hurry up motherfucker! Man, that spook was so ashamed, he gave up and we all were on the couch waiting for Big John, he shows and she says to Big John not to bring us back there! Anyways, my first hooker, always gonna remember that one!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="5BrothersFabrication, post: 296076, member: 2617"] Alright, last one from me....for the rest of the day. So- Ft. Sill, Oklahoma. AIT, off post weekend pass. We call Big John, a BIG :afro: cab driver/pimp/beer wholesaler ( see: [url=http://www.hardlinecrawlers.com/forums/index.php?topic=22545.0]http://www.hardlinecrawlers.com/forums/index.php?topic=22545.0[/url] for THAT good story), we decide it's time to get laid and he is the feller that can locate us a hooker. So 5 of us pile into the Crown Vic and he takes us to the Compton/Watts side of Lawton, pull up to the house and out comes a lil Indian girl, prolly 30-ish. Big John says "take care of my boys here." She takes us in (us being 3 white boys, a spook, and a messican), tells us to have a seat and get comfortable. She goes to the tv, flips to VHS and hits play on the VCR. I was expecting a movie or some ****, it was the damn Snoop Dog porno video! She goes into the kitchen and comes out with 4 40's of Bud, she hands them to the others, then she takes me by the hand off into the bedroom. She asks what I want to do to her, and I'm kinda leary of American hookers, so I just tell her to blow me. She says it'll be $100, I tell her I'll go down the road and get the same thing for $10! She says 40, I say 10, settle on $20. (Anyone who knows me will tell you, I'll haggle for the 5¢ mini-Reeces cups next to the register at the gas station!) So this chick puts a rubber on me to blow me, and I can barely feel ANYTHING. Like 30 minutes goes by and this chick has asked me 45 times what can she do to make me get off, and ask my wife, that just ****s it all up. So she finally reaches over and flips on her VCR, and it's the Pam and Tommy porn. At this point she is fully clothed, so I tell her to strip, turn around and bend over. She says another $50, I say $10, settle on $20. I pull the rubber off, hornier than Jon-Jon at a petting zoo, and worm it in the back door after telling her I'll throw in another $10. Focused HARD on the blowjob that Pam was delivering to Tommy, frailed that sonuvabitch for all of 30 seconds before I blew a load IN her ass. SHE WAS PISSED. Hell, I get dressed and go to the kitchen to get my 40oz, she goes to the bathroom for a minute, comes out and grabs another white boy. Tim is out in less than 5 minutes. Again, bathroom, grabs the black one. (other whitey and the messican are married and don't want it) and I bet that black sumbitch was in there for an hour! We all sneak to the door and peek in, that nasty bastard is going all slow and literally making love to the hooker! Kissing her neck, they're listening to an Usher CD, I holler hurry up motherfucker! Man, that spook was so ashamed, he gave up and we all were on the couch waiting for Big John, he shows and she says to Big John not to bring us back there! Anyways, my first hooker, always gonna remember that one! [/QUOTE]
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