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<blockquote data-quote="Kycrip" data-source="post: 296190" data-attributes="member: 6284"><p>Got another. </p><p> Was stickin this chubby girl from a nearby town. Been doin it for 6 mths regular so it was always the same routine....she calls i show up we get busy in the foyer an either finish in the living room or her bedroom. About 3 pm friday i get the call to stop by tonite an i say wont you come here instead? Shes aprehensive an finally agrees. At the time my place in the country was the hotspot. Id look out sometimes an have 150-200 ppl in my field an yard! So as usual a big crowd is there an my roomate is up to his shenagins with all the women. So she shows up an im still drinking 101 turkey with water an loving it. We proceed upstairs which was locked at the stairs by a door. So we get busy an with my whiskey **** ive twisted her in a pretzel several times an now for the third time doggie. Shes beggin me to stop shes sore an i holla cum bleed or blister i aint spittin on it no more! She dies laughing an says u any lube? So i look an got some vaseline. She says **** my ass whiskey **** so i oblige well im riding her hard an i slipped out well about the time i almost put it back in i smell ****!!! I mean fresh too!! So its dark i was trippin flip on a light an sure enough there lays a big baby ruth lookin log in my bed!!! I scream out "you shat in my bed!!" Course shes apologizing an im freaking out by now! So i grab her clothes an her arm an shove her out the back door of our house. Well my roomie comes runnin askin whats wrong an i said whats that in my bed? He looks an says damn dude you got the closest to the bathroom bedroom, like i did it! Lol. So i get sum tp an grab the offending log flush it. So i change my sheets an pass out. The next morning a buddy of ours had ccalled my roomie in the nite an wanted our spare bedroom. So about noon the nxt day i smell breakfast cookin an walk downstairs an im shocked but theres ol shitty cookin a big ass breakfast! Im like wtf? Walk to the fridge an she says hello im terry, i say hello an walk to sit down. We all eat an our buddy was sayin how ****ed he was las nite drivin last night an ol turdy terry says yeah your lucky i was at that party to get you here. So im speechless an **** well the chicks leave an my roomie asked him how'd you end up with her ? I was passed out behind the wheel in a gas station up the road an she got in. But she was plastered to so we left an drank sum more in the country before gettin here. Then he tells how she ****ed him an he even eat her out from behind over his car hood in the driveway!! I couldnt tell him but my roomate did!! Still havent heard from her since. But the breakfast was good! Lol</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Kycrip, post: 296190, member: 6284"] Got another. Was stickin this chubby girl from a nearby town. Been doin it for 6 mths regular so it was always the same routine....she calls i show up we get busy in the foyer an either finish in the living room or her bedroom. About 3 pm friday i get the call to stop by tonite an i say wont you come here instead? Shes aprehensive an finally agrees. At the time my place in the country was the hotspot. Id look out sometimes an have 150-200 ppl in my field an yard! So as usual a big crowd is there an my roomate is up to his shenagins with all the women. So she shows up an im still drinking 101 turkey with water an loving it. We proceed upstairs which was locked at the stairs by a door. So we get busy an with my whiskey **** ive twisted her in a pretzel several times an now for the third time doggie. Shes beggin me to stop shes sore an i holla cum bleed or blister i aint spittin on it no more! She dies laughing an says u any lube? So i look an got some vaseline. She says **** my ass whiskey **** so i oblige well im riding her hard an i slipped out well about the time i almost put it back in i smell ****!!! I mean fresh too!! So its dark i was trippin flip on a light an sure enough there lays a big baby ruth lookin log in my bed!!! I scream out "you shat in my bed!!" Course shes apologizing an im freaking out by now! So i grab her clothes an her arm an shove her out the back door of our house. Well my roomie comes runnin askin whats wrong an i said whats that in my bed? He looks an says damn dude you got the closest to the bathroom bedroom, like i did it! Lol. So i get sum tp an grab the offending log flush it. So i change my sheets an pass out. The next morning a buddy of ours had ccalled my roomie in the nite an wanted our spare bedroom. So about noon the nxt day i smell breakfast cookin an walk downstairs an im shocked but theres ol shitty cookin a big ass breakfast! Im like wtf? Walk to the fridge an she says hello im terry, i say hello an walk to sit down. We all eat an our buddy was sayin how ****ed he was las nite drivin last night an ol turdy terry says yeah your lucky i was at that party to get you here. So im speechless an **** well the chicks leave an my roomie asked him how'd you end up with her ? I was passed out behind the wheel in a gas station up the road an she got in. But she was plastered to so we left an drank sum more in the country before gettin here. Then he tells how she ****ed him an he even eat her out from behind over his car hood in the driveway!! I couldnt tell him but my roomate did!! Still havent heard from her since. But the breakfast was good! Lol [/QUOTE]
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