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<blockquote data-quote="5BrothersFabrication" data-source="post: 296513" data-attributes="member: 2617"><p>Man I got so many stories on this one chick, but here's the first and I'll try to keep short-</p><p>Drunk midnight called a chick on a wrong number, talked it up, headed over. She lived in da hood so I parked at a well lit Pilot in front of a camera, then walked to her house. Get there, she's smoking on the porch and porch light is blown, street light is in front of a house 2 houses down or so, but from what I can tell her body is a 10, face maybe 7-ish? Talk to her til she's done with her cig, then she starts giving me some noggin. She walks me through the house to the bedroom, and proceeds to **** me like she's making a porno. This chick does cowgirl/reverse cowgirl so hard and fast, none of that scrubbing your belly with her bush **** either, I'm talking up/down ****, and has a good feel of where the top and bottom are. No overstroke and crushing of the cawk. ****s back doggy like no other too. And missionary, chick was flexible, put her legs behind her shoulders and let me try and knock the bottom out. My personal best **** ever. So, ****ing this chick in TV light, here's what I know- </p><p></p><p>1- Her body is a 10!!! Petite with perky lil ski-jump C titties, and a mini-bubble butt. (before I developed a taste for chubbers)</p><p>2- Her mouth tastes like meth smells.</p><p>3- She has brillo hair, she might be a mongrel mix.</p><p></p><p>Anyway, I hit that **** for about a hour or two, bust deeeep in that **** and go home at 3-4am. Get like 2-3 hrs of sleep, go to work. I have a delivery going east so I figure I'll stop by her place and get a look in the light. I get there and there's a meth whore on the porch. "Is LeAnne here?"</p><p>Meth whore hops down and walks up to the truck window. "That's me!" Holyshitholyshitholyshitholyshit. This chick turned from a 7 in tv light to about a 3 in daylight. Her hair was FRIED from being bleached AFUCKINLOT, but at least she wasn't a negroid. She had one black tooth standing at attention front and center, and like 3 more missing on the bottom. Wore glasses that made her look like she time traveled here from the 70's. "Ummmm...... Did I leave my wallet here?"</p><p>"Haven't seen it. Wanna come in and look?"</p><p>"Nah, I gotta be in Morristown in 30 minutes. Later!"</p><p>I took off and dodged calls for weeks, then one night I got blue balled by a chick I had been trying to crack the safe on for a while. I flip through the moped booty call rolodex, and the only one that answers the phone is LeAnne. More than happy to take the job! To be continued...</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="5BrothersFabrication, post: 296513, member: 2617"] Man I got so many stories on this one chick, but here's the first and I'll try to keep short- Drunk midnight called a chick on a wrong number, talked it up, headed over. She lived in da hood so I parked at a well lit Pilot in front of a camera, then walked to her house. Get there, she's smoking on the porch and porch light is blown, street light is in front of a house 2 houses down or so, but from what I can tell her body is a 10, face maybe 7-ish? Talk to her til she's done with her cig, then she starts giving me some noggin. She walks me through the house to the bedroom, and proceeds to **** me like she's making a porno. This chick does cowgirl/reverse cowgirl so hard and fast, none of that scrubbing your belly with her bush **** either, I'm talking up/down ****, and has a good feel of where the top and bottom are. No overstroke and crushing of the cawk. ****s back doggy like no other too. And missionary, chick was flexible, put her legs behind her shoulders and let me try and knock the bottom out. My personal best **** ever. So, ****ing this chick in TV light, here's what I know- 1- Her body is a 10!!! Petite with perky lil ski-jump C titties, and a mini-bubble butt. (before I developed a taste for chubbers) 2- Her mouth tastes like meth smells. 3- She has brillo hair, she might be a mongrel mix. Anyway, I hit that **** for about a hour or two, bust deeeep in that **** and go home at 3-4am. Get like 2-3 hrs of sleep, go to work. I have a delivery going east so I figure I'll stop by her place and get a look in the light. I get there and there's a meth whore on the porch. "Is LeAnne here?" Meth whore hops down and walks up to the truck window. "That's me!" Holyshitholyshitholyshitholyshit. This chick turned from a 7 in tv light to about a 3 in daylight. Her hair was FRIED from being bleached AFUCKINLOT, but at least she wasn't a negroid. She had one black tooth standing at attention front and center, and like 3 more missing on the bottom. Wore glasses that made her look like she time traveled here from the 70's. "Ummmm...... Did I leave my wallet here?" "Haven't seen it. Wanna come in and look?" "Nah, I gotta be in Morristown in 30 minutes. Later!" I took off and dodged calls for weeks, then one night I got blue balled by a chick I had been trying to crack the safe on for a while. I flip through the moped booty call rolodex, and the only one that answers the phone is LeAnne. More than happy to take the job! To be continued... [/QUOTE]
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