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<blockquote data-quote="5BrothersFabrication" data-source="post: 296518" data-attributes="member: 2617"><p>So, my dad likes to party, bigtime man-whore to boot. Dad asks if her mom smokes/drinks, so dad comes to ol' fugly's with me and there's already several 40-50-ish stoner-hippy-roofer-types there. I go back and nail ol girl, put my shorts back on and we go to sleep. Well, apparently dad said or did something to insult her mom and he and one of my brothers Anthony (dunno where he came from) end up sleeping in the floor in LeAnnes room, along with another hippy chick Anthony talked into bed. So earlier I mentioned her little bubble-but, well she doesn't know it, but she's got this thing ground into me, making a hotdog essentially, and I chub up bigger than life. I pick my head up and give dad the whisper to talk loudly test- dad dad dad DAD DAD DAD; nothing, he's ****ed up. Sweet. I worm it in from behind and she's ****ing back pounding harder on her side better than I can standing! So I get carried away and roll her over on her belly and start frailing HARD. That's when I notice Ant's chick sitting up watching us. I look over, Ants is still asleep. Look around where dad is and I see this- </p><p><img src="http://images1.backpage.com/imager/u/medium/34584495/Borat-Very_Nice.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p><p>...which in retrospect is HILARIOUS because my dad looks EXACTLY like Borat. But go back to 1999, and I'm freaking out. I dive back down under the sheet, "Hey, uuuuuh, can I get a minute?" </p><p>"Take as long as you need, King Salami!" (dad referenced Cheech and Chong ALOT)</p><p>With dad out, Anthony comatose, and hippy chick watching (don't judge me, I like a non-kin audience) I try and keep going. She stops and tried to blow and jerk me back hard, but it was like tugging on wet spaghetti. LeAnne even had the other chick pull her tits out, but nope. It was 3 days before I could muster up enough whatever you would call it to go home. Even then I still got an awkward high 5. Ants was still clueless.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="5BrothersFabrication, post: 296518, member: 2617"] So, my dad likes to party, bigtime man-whore to boot. Dad asks if her mom smokes/drinks, so dad comes to ol' fugly's with me and there's already several 40-50-ish stoner-hippy-roofer-types there. I go back and nail ol girl, put my shorts back on and we go to sleep. Well, apparently dad said or did something to insult her mom and he and one of my brothers Anthony (dunno where he came from) end up sleeping in the floor in LeAnnes room, along with another hippy chick Anthony talked into bed. So earlier I mentioned her little bubble-but, well she doesn't know it, but she's got this thing ground into me, making a hotdog essentially, and I chub up bigger than life. I pick my head up and give dad the whisper to talk loudly test- dad dad dad DAD DAD DAD; nothing, he's ****ed up. Sweet. I worm it in from behind and she's ****ing back pounding harder on her side better than I can standing! So I get carried away and roll her over on her belly and start frailing HARD. That's when I notice Ant's chick sitting up watching us. I look over, Ants is still asleep. Look around where dad is and I see this- [IMG]http://images1.backpage.com/imager/u/medium/34584495/Borat-Very_Nice.jpg[/IMG] ...which in retrospect is HILARIOUS because my dad looks EXACTLY like Borat. But go back to 1999, and I'm freaking out. I dive back down under the sheet, "Hey, uuuuuh, can I get a minute?" "Take as long as you need, King Salami!" (dad referenced Cheech and Chong ALOT) With dad out, Anthony comatose, and hippy chick watching (don't judge me, I like a non-kin audience) I try and keep going. She stops and tried to blow and jerk me back hard, but it was like tugging on wet spaghetti. LeAnne even had the other chick pull her tits out, but nope. It was 3 days before I could muster up enough whatever you would call it to go home. Even then I still got an awkward high 5. Ants was still clueless. [/QUOTE]
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