"Thats what I like about these high school girls......I get older, they stay the same age"
"Foot up a dogs ass all day long, bam bam bam"
"Now I want you to go out there and hit the pace car"
"Alright meow"
"Yeah 220...221, whatever it take"
"Good talk, Russ"
"Can't see the line, can you Russ?"
"I was born to love you. I was born to lick your face. I was born to rub you. But you were born to rub me first ... "
Not really a qoute more more of the whole line. **** kills me!
"A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald ... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one -- big hitter, the Lama -- long, into a 10,000-foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? 'Gunga galunga .... gunga, gunga-lagunga.' So we finish the 18th and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, 'Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know?' And he says, 'Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.' So I got that going for me, which is nice."
"If that thing had nine lives, he just spent 'em all. Whoo!"
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