So I'm sitting here in my chair....

[WHITE TRASH1]

Getting ready to shut things down and go to bed. My pit/mutt is crashed out on the couch, the sheppard/mutt is on the floor and Peanut's 'dane is laying on her back on the other part of the couch. What do I hear in the 'danes sleep? A fawking fart... :haha: I can't say I've EVER heard a dog fart, smelled MANY of them but never heard it. That dog is just fawking rude. :haha:


Right as I was about to hit submit she woke up, sniffed her ass and hurried away to avoid her own stench. Damned dog is full on retarded. :redneck:

 

[Boonie Buster]

it ran away and you didnt, who's the retard now! :fawkdancesmiley::haha: seems like a smart dog to me! :haha:goodnight kind sir!:kiss:

 

[PUO-BANNED]

Right as I was about to hit submit she woke up, sniffed her ass and hurried away to avoid her own stench. Damned dog is full on retarded. :redneck:

like owner like dog :haha:

 

[japerry]

Getting ready to shut things down and go to bed. My pit/mutt is crashed out on the couch, the sheppard/mutt is on the floor and Peanut's 'dane is laying on her back on the other part of the couch. What do I hear in the 'danes sleep?

Hey SIR. we don't use the word PIT around here. Kay? :corn: :stirpot: :corn:

 

[WHITE TRASH1]

like owner like dog :haha:

Hell no, I am so used to the fine aroma that stems from my ass I don't make mention or react anymore. I usually call one of the dogs over to enjoy it with me though. :haha:

 

[WHITE TRASH1]

Hey SIR. we don't use the word PIT around here. Kay? :corn: :stirpot: :corn:

:haha: Damn, I better watch it or someone will try wheeling on him and he'll get shut down! :redneck:

 

[PUO-BANNED]

Hell no, I am so used to the fine aroma that stems from my ass I don't make mention or react anymore. I usually call one of the dogs over to enjoy it with me though. :haha:

I thought the dane was the misses :corn::fawkdancesmiley:

 

[WHITE TRASH1]

I thought the dane was the misses :corn::fawkdancesmiley:

Yup the dane is hers... I can't call it over to me though, she's fawking deaf. So the pit usually gets to enjoy the aroma... :haha:

 

[PUO-BANNED]

Over your head :rolleyes:

wifes dog. dog is retarded. like owner like dog :haha:

sorry peanut my wifes dogs are retarded too :kiss:

 

[WHITE TRASH1]

Ahhh fawk that was obvious... :haha:

I blame her retardation on her previous owner... Rich gave heer the dane. So yea, the dog is full on refawkingtarded and it makes sense. :redneck:

 

[CHOP SHOP]

my pits lay here by the tv and rip them off all night. Sometimes its loud enough to make him wake up and look around kinda startled.

Nasty bastards usually smell like rotten veggies

The other night the dog started to fart and my roomate said,"holy ****" before the dog had finnished the fart. :haha:

 

[WHITE TRASH1]

my pits lay here by the tv and rip them off all night. Sometimes its loud enough to make him wake up and look around kinda startled.

Nasty bastards usually smell like rotten veggies

The other night the dog started to fart and my roomate said,"holy ****" before the dog had finnished the fart. :haha:

I understand completely... Hilux has ROTTEN ass.. :haha:

 

[PUO-BANNED]

you name a dog hilux :haha:

 

[WHITE TRASH1]

you name a dog hilux :haha:

Yup! :D

 

[PUO-BANNED]

hilux 1-2-3-and 5 or is it just a one time deal? whats next aisin? toyoda?

 

[WHITE TRASH1]

One time deal.. My dad has a cat named yota... He just thought it was a catchy name. :haha:

 

[PUO-BANNED]

my dogs have 2 names. the one I gave them when they were pups and the one they got growing up. they answer to both but they know when they are in trouble because I use the first one. :haha:

 

[WHITE TRASH1]

My dogs know they are in trouble when Peanut calls their name.... I'm the good cop. :haha:

 

[Lucky Jeff]

My dog doesn't make the noise all the time. But he definitely does it. Yesterday he let a silent one go though. He ran outta the room quick. Thought it was kinda odd for my lazy dog to do that. Then I smelled it :puke:

 

[jeepermc]

T-bone farts loud quite a bit... Sitting on a hard wood floor or in the tub waitin to get dried off makes a bit of noise...Always acts startled too.... And then tries to get way from it...Full on rotten pit ass...:puke:

 

[zukkev]

My dog doesn't make the noise all the time. But he definitely does it. Yesterday he let a silent one go though. He ran outta the room quick. Thought it was kinda odd for my lazy dog to do that. Then I smelled it :puke:

Miya ripped one in Tank's face just last week!!! Shoulda seen it!!:haha::haha::haha: I don't think tank's EVER moved so fast in his life!!! I was about 10 feet away on the computer and heard it--then i realized why Tank left in such a hurry!!!:puke:; whole damn family had to go outside for a few---Cleared the L-room!!!:haha::haha:

 

[blackman]

my boxer laila farts all the time and you can usly hear them thats the one trait about boxers that suck

 

[junkyard jim]

When ours goes to the door and whines, even when it's raining out, we let him out. I made the mistake of stepping into his back yard and stepping on one of those landmines. I don't know how the hell he makes them look like grass/rocks, etc (besides eating the aforementioned stuff) but DAMN it reeks!
He usually relaxes and goes to sleep then lets them rip and gives a big sigh, but if I or wifey lets a noisy one rip, he jumps off the bed like he's been shot!

 

[blackman]

My dog just let out a huge one sleeping with the wife on the couch

 

[skinny_pedal]

my boxer laila farts all the time and you can usly hear them thats the one trait about boxers that suck

Tell me about it. My boxer is non stop. Doesn't help that we just switched his food over

 

[unclestripey]

Most dog food is full of corn--dogs can't digest it, gives 'em gas. Lok for a food with meat as in the first couple ingredients.:awesomework:

 

[skinny_pedal]

Most dog food is full of corn--dogs can't digest it, gives 'em gas. Lok for a food with meat as in the first couple ingredients.:awesomework:

I use Call Of The Wild for the boxer and Royal Canine for the chihuaha

 

[Lucky Jeff]

Miya ripped one in Tank's face just last week!!! Shoulda seen it!!:haha::haha::haha: I don't think tank's EVER moved so fast in his life!!! I was about 10 feet away on the computer and heard it--then i realized why Tank left in such a hurry!!!:puke:; whole damn family had to go outside for a few---Cleared the L-room!!!:haha::haha:

I have a feeling we were blaming Tork every time when it could have been Maya.. whoops!