Clowns???

Some people at work were talking about clowns being sighted trying to chase people with kids? I heard about that **** in South Carolina but apparently they were sighted in a suburb of Chattanooga chasing people??? Sounds like a good way to get shot to me. Anyone else hearing stuff like this?

jeeptj99 said:

Some people at work were talking about clowns being sighted trying to chase people with kids? I heard about that **** in South Carolina but apparently they were sighted in a suburb of Chattanooga chasing people??? Sounds like a good way to get shot to me. Anyone else hearing stuff like this?

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I have heard about such instances, but it seems like the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. Always remember, "I was in fear for my life" if you shoot a clown that is chasing you and your kids......but only to your lawyer


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Yep, and strangers doing it to kids isn't cool. Although the fact that my BIL Is a grown man and is skeered of them amuses me and I have the constant urge to **** with him about it.

GONOVRIT said:

Yep, and strangers doing it to kids isn't cool. Although the fact that my BIL Is a grown man and is skeered of them amuses me and I have the constant urge to **** with him about it.

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One of my friends in highschool you could say the word clown and she would piss her pants.


I wonder how long until one of these ****ers gets shot by someone? #clownlivesmatter

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I've never understood the fear of clowns. Like, how could you not outrun something wearing shoes like that?

The fear is going viral. I have employees saying that clowns killed 3 kids in town this week. Never happened.

Back in college I watched an episode of Real Sex on HBO about Clown Orgies. I guarantee you would fear clowns if you had seen that. It was terrible, mentally scarring.

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Clowns just want hugs. And from what I've read the stories are bullshit. Two ppl got arrested for calling the cops about a clown trying to abduct a kid and was proven false.

John

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Beerj said:

I've never understood the fear of clowns. Like, how could you not outrun something wearing shoes like that?

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one word "IT"



Ole Pennywise fawked a bunch of lil chitlins up!

The same here in Knoxville. Apparently there was a bunch of 911 calls last night about clown sightings. The wife works with a lady who's sister works in the 911 call center. Throat punch the motherfuckers and they will quit. If you can't breathe, you can't fight or scare folks.

There was one here in south Georgia last week posting something on a face book page making threats. They even locked down the schools right at time to release kids for little bit, because he was on there saying he was in our hometown and was going to hurt people. I haven`t heard anything else about it though. Won`t be but a second longer probably until we see a headline where of those ****ers got shot. Piss on`em.

I don't get the fear of clowns anyway. Its a weirdo in makeup trying to seek approval from children. Make the motherfucker bleed and move on.

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I heard they'll be at Dixie Run this year....oh wait....those'll jus be regular clowns.

pholmann said:

The same here in Knoxville. Apparently there was a bunch of 911 calls last night about clown sightings. The wife works with a lady who's sister works in the 911 call center. Throat punch the motherfuckers and they will quit. If you can't breathe, you can't fight or scare folks.

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They had Austin East on lockdown, South Doyle is supposed to be Thursday. Me and a guy from work are going clown hunting tonight.

Oh, this morning there was a sighting of 4 clowns in a car cruising Ft. Sanders ****ing with people.

5BrothersFabrication said:

They had Austin East on lockdown, South Doyle is supposed to be Thursday. Me and a guy from work are going clown hunting tonight.

Oh, this morning there was a sighting of 4 clowns in a car cruising Ft. Sanders ****ing with people.

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People are doing it in eastern Kentucky

I totally plan on assembling a clown costume between now and halloween and using it for the sole purpose of terrorizing folk.

Ill probably be wearing a plate carrier beneath it though.

ridefast said:

I totally plan on assembling a clown costume between now and halloween and using it for the sole purpose of terrorizing folk.

Ill probably be wearing a plate carrier beneath it though.

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Probably not a bad idea on the plate carrier.

Hillsboro would be a bad place to dress up like a clown and skeer folks :****:

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Hasn't there been something with clowns going on south Alabama? Remember reading a article on foxnews about some arrest

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