Best Bumper sticker?

[Fordzuki]

" I wanna die peacefully in my sleep like grandpa, not screaming like the passengers in his car."

 

[Flexy Backhand]

Ass, Gas or grass, nobody rides for free :flipoff:
Keep honking im reloading
wwjd(for a klondike bar)

Passes everything but the gas station- My personal fav

 

[wheelinjp]

Mean People Suck, Nice People Swallow!

MY CHILD IS AN HONOR STUDENT at WALLA WALLA STATE PENN!

JESUS LOVES YOU! the rest of us think you're an ASSHOLE!

Im not really a *****!!!!, I just play one on the FREEWAY

They call it PMS because MAD COW DISEASE was already taken!!!

If you're gonna ride my ass, at least pull my hair and spank me!!!!

 

[japerry]

A wheelin' chick up in BC has this on the back of her Zuk:

 

[Jeepasaurusrex]

:redneck:

 

[JeepNgurl]

I think my bumper sticker kicks ass!!
THIS IS NOT MY BOYFRIENDS JEEP!

 

[Dan]

a while back i had one on my 74 jimmy on 36s that said "jesus loves you, everyone else thinks youre a asshole" got flipped of a few times, very christian hu, friggin moronic bible thumpers

 

[64FJ40]

I thought I had seen all the anti-peta ones...

I love cats.
I just can't eat a whole one by myself.

 

[hotrod1]

"your honor student sells the best drugs"

 

[Damnyankee]

"What Would Scooby Do?"

 

[LayemStr8]

My girlfriend can't wrestle,
but ya oughta see her box!

 

[CHOP SHOP]

my pitbull is smarter than your honor student!:flipoff:

 

[Spanaway Mudder]

Stop unwanted pregnancies!
AIM FOR THE CHIN!!!


use to have that on a old S10 blazer of mine...

Added a few more:awesomework:

 

[pokey]

yep on my jeep :booo:

Caution this vehicle may wreck or explode for no apparent reason !

 

[unclestripey]

On the front of my sami.. "Think fast hippy!"
on the back...."Try Wait"
On the 67..."my dog is smarter than your honor student"
"Horn broken, watch for finger"
On the ol'lady's sami...."My other car is a pair of boots.":D

 

[4xrick]

one on my old blazer that said "my other toy has ***s"

 

[4xrick]

saw this on the the back of a trailer driving home from new york.

 

[cornfed]

"Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit."

"You touch my bike I'll **** your dog!"

"Tell your ***s to stop staring at my eyes."

 

[AnnaBanana]

As a Teenager I had a flaming pink bumper sticker that said

I want to be just like Barbie, that ***** has everything.

 

[Bunk1]

I have a new sticker, I will shoot some pics of it this weekend...

 

[notstock]

On the back of a Jeep, girl driving.
Silly ***got, Dicks are for Chicks

 

[03 CON]

I have a new sticker, I will shoot some pics of it this weekend...

Thats not really all of that funny Joe, maybe you should get another...:haha:

 

[Spanaway Mudder]

Hang Up And Drive!!!

thats my favorite one so far!!!

 

[2slow4you]

AS of right now I have three on my Yota:
on the front windshield in the ricer position I have the shocker sticker and on the back window I have "If you can read this, Flip me over" and "I got your jeep thing, now it burns when i pee"

Yes i know its a R

 

[Bunk1]

Thats not really all of that funny Joe, maybe you should get another...:haha:

It will make 80 percent of the people on here want one, And 20 percent of the people on here laugh.

Actually i have 2 new stickers..One of em will piss people off. Maybee.

I dont care:fawkdancesmiley:

****, Maybee i'll put it on tomorrow and take a pic...I was kinda wanting to take the pic in the woods though.

 

[03 CON]

So it doesnt just say.....

I have a new sticker, I will shoot some pics of it this weekend...

Because thats not really funny.....:haha:

 

[pyro4fun]

If god didn't want us to eat animal's, why did he make them out of meat? :D

 

[Hellbilly]

Love thy neighbor But don't get caught

I"m Great In Bed (i Can Sleep All Night)

Wanted: Meaningful Overnight Relationship

Sex Is Like Pizza When It's Good, It's Very Good When It's Bad, It's Still Pretty Good!

 

[Dan]

tell youre sister"thanks for the clap"

 

[unclestripey]

"Don't let your mind wander, It's too little to be left alone"
"I'd bet you'd drive better with that phone up your ass!":awesomework: