Chuck Norris Thread

[Jeep Family]

Chuck Norris' **** is so big it has its own ****.
And Chuck's ****'s **** is bigger than your ****.

 

[Jeep Family]

The Dinasours didn't go extinct Chuck Norris farted once and killed them all off.

 

[strutnrut]

Chuck Norris once went to the Virgin Islands
When He left they were just called the Islands

 

[wngrog]

AlthouGH I can't seem to get enough of these posts...why would you start a new thread on this? There are 5 pages of these in a previous post ?

 

[under_psi]

the chief export of chuck norris is PAIN!

Chuck Norris can make a paraplegic run for his life.

chuck norris once had an erection lying face down and struck oil.

Rosa Parks refused to get out of her seat b/c she was saving it for Chuck Norris.....

 

[6uldv8]

AlthouGH I can't seem to get enough of these posts...why would you start a new thread on this? There are 5 pages of these in a previous post ?

Chuck demanded his own thread!


HATER!

 

[under_psi]

Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano

 

[Cole]

It only takes 1 Bullet to the Head to Kill Chuck Norris. THE END

 

[under_psi]

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder...

 

[Jeep Family]

Chuck Norris told me to. Therefore I did.

 

[3 tons o fun]

Chuck Noris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.

 

[jeepchipjones]

Chuck Norris got tired of normal workouts, so he lays down on the ground and lifts his entire body with his ****.

Yeah, thats right. Cock push-ups

 

[Deep South]

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door ;D

 

[Deep South]

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium. laughing1


Chuck Norris actually built the stairway to heaven.

 

[6uldv8]

It only takes 1 Bullet to the Head to Kill Chuck Norris. THE END

Many have tried. No one has found a bullet that will penetrate his skull. Most bullets avoid him from fear.

 

[3 tons o fun]

Many have tried. No one has found a bullet that will penetrate his skull. Most bullets avoid him from fear.

 

[Deep South]

Chuck Norris once played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded weapon... and WON! laughing1

 

[3 tons o fun]

Pee Wee Herman got arrested for masterbating in public. The same day, Chuck Norris got an award for masterbating in public.

 

[vanguard]

Chuck Norris once played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded weapon... and WON! laughing1

I could do that. You just have to make sure the other guy goes first. ;D

 

[Juan_Hong_Loe]

Helicopters were invented because Chuck Norris was doing so many roundhouse kicks at one time that he started flying!