Craziest **** You Found in The Woods?

Donkeylips · Jan 28, 2014

I found a pot farm in Maine at least a decade ago. Not so crazy nowadays. I've heard of stories of meth labs, Sasquatch, and goat sacrificing rituals. What's the craziest **** you have found in the woods?

CHOP SHOP · Jan 28, 2014

My ol lady.

DHR Darren · Jan 28, 2014

Dead bodies.....Yes plural.

wilbilt · Jan 28, 2014

Armed tweekers out at Beaver Ponds. I don't miss that place.

monstaru · Jan 28, 2014

Normal everyday folks.
Just wanted to live the way they were raised. Didn't understand why folks wanted to impede on their property.
Literally didn't get it.

North Montana. Born and raised they were.

Just saying, I have seen ALL sorts of shenanigans in the woods.

BUT , more in the desert. As a younger boy I was living outside of El Paso Texas, Horizon City to be exact. My sister tells a story :

We had been riding
( they were wheelin ) in the desert for a bit, and came across a boy scout camp.
It was riddled with carcass, and stains of blood formed in different symbols.
It was creepy, crazy and intense all at once!!
Stacks and piles of carcass. Just Fukked up!

This is a story my sister tells till this day. Shaking, almost crying, and freaked out for a few hours afterwards still..:haha:
There wERE dead animals EVERYWHERE!LOL
She is not likely full of ****.

We lived in West Texas in the 80's.
Folks were getting killed and buried continuously lol

Or rather folks were finding the deceased on a consistent basis.:eeek:

There were several , if not Many "deaths" when I was kid in the desert.
Fawked up :wtf:

I am pretty sure a lot of them were considered deeds of the Devil, but cannot say either way.LOL
I was pretty young and only heard what I wanted to , even though I listened to everything!:redneck:

Avanteone · Jan 28, 2014

There's a whole thread on this on Pirate. Crazy ****.

Donkeylips · Jan 28, 2014

monstaru said:
Normal everyday folks.
Just wanted to live the way they were raised. Didn't understand why folks wanted to impede on their property.
Literally didn't get it.

North Montana. Born and raised they were.

Just saying, I have seen ALL sorts of shenanigans in the woods.

BUT , more in the desert. As a younger boy I was living outside of El Paso Texas, Horizon City to be exact. My sister tells a story :

We had been riding
( they were wheelin ) in the desert for a bit, and came across a boy scout camp.
It was riddled with carcass, and stains of blood formed in different symbols.
It was creepy, crazy and intense all at once!!
Stacks and piles of carcass. Just Fukked up!

This is a story my sister tells till this day. Shaking, almost crying, and freaked out for a few hours afterwards still..:haha:
There wERE dead animals EVERYWHERE!LOL
She is not likely full of ****.

We lived in West Texas in the 80's.
Folks were getting killed and buried continuously lol

Or rather folks were finding the deceased on a consistent basis.:eeek:

There were several , if not Many "deaths" when I was kid in the desert.
Fawked up :wtf:

I am pretty sure a lot of them were considered deeds of the Devil, but cannot say either way.LOL
I was pretty young and only heard what I wanted to , even though I listened to everything!:redneck:

Yup, that's on my top 5 fuk'd up stories I've heard.

boardbysled · Jan 28, 2014

Today: Found a dead otter.

I have found all sorts of other weird stuff. Have to think on it for a bit.

boardbysled · Jan 28, 2014

Here are a few things I have found in the past 4 years in the woods. Not so much crazy as it is cool or odd.

Stump grown around a cable:

Beaver Skull:

Have also stumbled across the random meth camp and pot farms, burned out cars, bootleg mountain bike trails, bears and cats, piles of salmon carcasses, and all sorts of other random crap.

gas is on the right · Jan 28, 2014

Avanteone said:
There's a whole thread on this on Pirate. Crazy ****.

link?

skinny_pedal · Jan 28, 2014

Some of you Fawkers wheeling:fawkdancesmiley:

Skid Mark · Jan 29, 2014

I found happyness....

DHR Darren · Jan 29, 2014

boardbysled said:
Here are a few things I have found in the past 4 years in the woods. Not so much crazy as it is cool or odd.

Stump grown around a cable:

.

Up Mosquito creek...???

Boonie Buster · Jan 29, 2014

skinny_pedal said:
Some of you Fawkers wheeling:fawkdancesmiley:

Close this thread. Not much can top getting groped by a fellow NWWer in the middle of the woods... you know who you are... :fawkdancesmiley:

pokey · Jan 29, 2014

Drunk really stupid asshole this last weekend :looser:

Dead bear in a tree. Had a elk run past me once during deer season with an arrow through its neck.

JOOP · Jan 29, 2014

I found this junk back around 97.

Found this in 95

mudslayer · Jan 29, 2014

Me and a buddy were up by ravensdale on a night run. Went up a trail we had been on many times. Get to the top of the ridge and come across a chainsaw, a power inverter, and a brand new com-along. Looked at each other and were like wtf! Spot lighted around a little and came across a foot path to a fenced off animal pen full of chickens. We booked it back to the rig and got the hell out of dodge. Curiousity got us and went back next weekend during daylight to find chickens gone and now full of goats. And a pit big enough to bury a jeep. Well this time we wheeled around the rest of the day. Ran over to the draft choice for food and beer and could not help but wonder so 1 more night trip out and were driving up the trail to where the foot path was and saw something on the trail slammed on the brakes got out and right under the front bumber is a chicken with its head cut clean off in a puddle of blood. We jumped back in the jeep and pulled a trail u-turn in record time and shot off the hill.Tripped us out. This was about 12 or so yrs ago. We also seen the biggest elk of our lifes up there. 6 pointer . When he rose his head the antler tips were passed his ass. This thing was a monster! It sat and watch us for about 10 min from no BS only 20' away. Didnt give a **** about us.

Fordzuki · Jan 29, 2014

JOOP said:
I found this junk back around 97.

Found this in 95

what is the first one and where is the second one

Donkeylips · Jan 29, 2014

JOOP said:
I found this junk back around 97.

Looks like Russia sent us a gift and it got lost.

KarlVP · Jan 29, 2014

Boonie Buster said:
Close this thread. Not much can top getting groped by a fellow NWWer in the middle of the woods... you know who you are... :fawkdancesmiley:

Damnit. :hi:

toyodaaddict · Jan 29, 2014

i once found a HUGE leather suitcase that appeared to be old as the hills, it was stuffed full of ladies panties and... a dilder! i shot that dilder right in the eye with a .45 :wtf:
when i was in high school my cusin and i found a bowling ball bag full of meth, we shot that aswell(with guns not needles ):redneck:.
when they destroyed the old ravensdale cemetery prior to building houses ontop of it i found a couple bones and a boot. my girlfriend found a gold pocket watch. lotsa strange stuff/folks to discover in them thar hills:D i love these threads.

:Edit: i thought of another one. pretty deep into the hobart watershed i started finding random baby/small childrens toys. they where spread out over about a fairly large erea. i found all together say 10 toys its really thick forest out there so im sure theres more. and in the same erea but a few miles away iv found on multiple occasions over the years some pretty ****ed up **** left behind by people doing witchcraft, satan worship whatever kind of bull **** you want to call it.
my buddy also in hobart tells a story that years ago his neighbor found a hand with the center of the palm cut out in the hobart water shed. the police took it and dismissed it as being from the ted bundy case. i cant say fore sure if this story is true or not.

zukkev · Jan 29, 2014

Up here while hunting on a certain mountain, I was glassing a clearing and a small plane dropped something covered in white plastic (bail-like shape), about 20 minutes later 2 people came out of the woodline across from me (several hundred yds), and took it...disappeared back into the woodline...:eeek:

boardbysled · Jan 29, 2014

DHR Darren said:
Up Mosquito creek...???

Lyman Hill in Skagit.

boardbysled · Jan 29, 2014

zukkev said:
Up here while hunting on a certain mountain, I was glassing a clearing and a small plane dropped something covered in white plastic (bail-like shape), about 20 minutes later 2 people came out of the woodline across from me (several hundred yds), and took it...disappeared back into the woodline...:eeek:

[YT]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgIhf4rEPB0[/YT]

jprcrpr94 · Jan 29, 2014

boardbysled said:
[yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgihf4repb0[/yt]

:anyword:

jeepmauler · Jan 29, 2014

A couple weeks ago I was riding the 'Ol dirt scoot up at Walker Valley. I had been out for a few hours and was running late so I took Upper Mainline back to the parking lot to save some time. Just after the Boulder Creek intersection I was ripping along and came across two chicks and their dogs "Hiking" on the jeep trail....they had to "jump" out of the way and wrangler their dogs as I went by at a pretty good clip. I was startled by their presence. They seemed SUPER annoyed and had pissy looks on there faces. I yelled "Howdy" as I went past.

It took me a few seconds to process the interaction and to realize that they were Butt hurt about me riding my Dirtbike, past them,fast, IN AN ORV PARK. My first reaction was to whip around and confirm my hunch but figured nothing good would come of it. That and I was soon to be late for a date with my wife soooo I just kept going.

Key notes:

Chicks hiking in ORV park with dags off leash

My CR500 is loud as ****/they heard me approaching for a bit

They could've been off the trail long before I got there

Butt hurt ensues when I sail past them.......IN A ORV PARK:rolleyes:

Glenn · Jan 29, 2014

While I was hiking in Montana with my dad years ago, we came to a creek where there was a completely naked 20-ish woman bathing in the creek. Her husband/boyfriend was there, but he wasn't keeping an eye out for anyone coming down the trail.

She didn't seem to care much that we saw her. I think my dad was more embarrassed than anyone. :redneck: