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onepieceatatime said:
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muddinmetal said:
No man who doesn't like the look of a penis even thinks about different colors of axles or train horns :****:

Yes. The truth in the picture is that he has a new boyfriend.
 
muddinmetal said:
No man who doesn't like the look of a penis even thinks about different colors of axles or train horns :****:

Agree!!!
I read that twice just to make sure it said "color of axles" then I said to myself... funny, I have never once thought about the color of my axles being a decision point that kept me up at night. LOL
 
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So I gotta intervene on the strawberry kiwi carton. If anyone here has ever craved sugary drinks at night, then tried to chug out of that joke of a cap opening, you know exactly why it gets opened like an old school milk carton.

No glug, plenty of air flow and you can dang near beer bong it straight from the carton.

So in my opinion that's genius not dumbass
 
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LightBnDr said:
So I gotta intervene on the strawberry kiwi carton. If anyone here has ever craved sugary drinks at night, then tried to chug out of that joke of a cap opening, you know exactly why it gets opened like an old school milk carton.

No glug, plenty of air flow and you can dang near beer bong it straight from the carton.

So in my opinion that's genius not dumbass
....orrrrr you could pour the **** in a glass and chug away....
Mental note to self...do not bring sugary drinks in cartons on wheeling trips with lightbndr....
 
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joho75287 said:
....orrrrr you could pour the **** in a glass and chug away....
Mental note to self...do not bring sugary drinks in cartons on wheeling trips with lightbndr....

A real thinking man would use the cap as an air inlet.
 
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LightBnDr said:
So I gotta intervene on the strawberry kiwi carton. If anyone here has ever craved sugary drinks at night, then tried to chug out of that joke of a cap opening, you know exactly why it gets opened like an old school milk carton.

No glug, plenty of air flow and you can dang near beer bong it straight from the carton.

So in my opinion that's genius not dumbass

When I was in college it was widely known that those twist-top openings were a ****ing joke when making hunch-punches.
 
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patooyee said:
When I was in college it was widely known that those twist-top openings were a ****ing joke when making hunch-punches.
We used the Hawaiian punch for ours in a Gatorade cooler
 
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Mortalis5509 said:
We used the Hawaiian punch for ours in a Gatorade cooler
We were waaay too cheap for cartons. Everything was powdered...most of the time stolen out of someone's moms pantry. LOL.
We had a designated brown trash can we used.... or once or twice the actual bathtub. The things we did in college...how the hell did I survive??
 
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We had a pos blue igloo the inside was dyed red. We would get the gallon jugs of fruit punch from the grocery store. We had a party onece and to get in you brought either a 5th of something if you were over 21 or a half gallon of juice and some type of fruit if you were under. Man that was a rough nite. I woke up in Amy (big moose) Edward's lap about and inch from her taking advantage of me, jumped up put my shoes on and took off out the door, just as I get to my truck she tackled me. Turns out in my rush to exit the house I had put on her shoes and she wanted them back. I woke up in the hall at my house Sunday afternoon, back door open all the **** knocked off the walls leading up to my fall, my truck sitting in a flower bed and my fourwheeler was just sitting in the bed no straps tailgate down just popped into gear. I do not miss those mornings!!

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infamous1 said:
We had a pos blue igloo the inside was dyed red. We would get the gallon jugs of fruit punch from the grocery store. We had a party onece and to get in you brought either a 5th of something if you were over 21 or a half gallon of juice and some type of fruit if you were under. Man that was a rough nite. I woke up in Amy (big moose) Edward's lap about and inch from her taking advantage of me, jumped up put my shoes on and took off out the door, just as I get to my truck she tackled me. Turns out in my rush to exit the house I had put on her shoes and she wanted them back. I woke up in the hall at my house Sunday afternoon, back door open all the **** knocked off the walls leading up to my fall, my truck sitting in a flower bed and my fourwheeler was just sitting in the bed no straps tailgate down just popped into gear. I do not miss those mornings!!

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I'd like to hear the part you changed/left out where you took big moose for a ride. :rolf: :drinkers: :flipoff1:
 
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It kills me how some folks are either too dumb or lazy to just unscrew the leveling feet

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Rokcrler said:
It kills me how some folks are either too dumb or lazy to just unscrew the leveling feet

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We have a ton of tables that look like that at my restaurants unfortunately. People (especially heavy obese ones) lean on the tables with all their weight and over time bend the legs upwards. You eventually run out of threads on the foot studs. You can't tell looking at them that the legs are bent but they are. All you can do at that point is buy new tables or put something under the feet.

It's actually a huge problem in the industry. There are all sorts of gimmicky aftermarket self-leveling feet that break and don't work. There are also self-levelling wedges to put under them that don't work. Someone could make a foot with an extended stud but then the table just keeps becoming more and more un-level. So we basically all just end up going as long as we can until we can't bear it anymore and then buy $10,000 worth of new tables.
 
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