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<blockquote data-quote="84turbotoy" data-source="post: 200768" data-attributes="member: 2194"><p>It's hot as a slave ship in here!</p><p>Wetter than bass *****!</p><p>A room so small you couldn’t yell at a cat without getting a mouthful of fur</p><p>About as lucky as a rabbit in a kennel full of hound dogs</p><p>About as useless as a pocket in your underwear</p><p>As anxious as a one-eyed cat watch’ n two rat holes</p><p>As excited as a fag in a leap frog contest</p><p>As happy as a ‘ coon in a cornfield with the dogs all tAsk her what time it is & she’ ll tell you how to build a clock</p><p>Ass is so tight you could not drive an 8 penny nail in it with a 10 pound sledge hammer</p><p>Better than snuff and not near as dusty</p><p>Big enough to fight bear with a switch</p><p>Confused as a baby in a topless bar</p><p>Confused as a termite in a yo-yo</p><p>Didn’t have enough sense to pour piss out of a boot if the directions was written on the heel</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Tired of typing but more to come!!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="84turbotoy, post: 200768, member: 2194"] It's hot as a slave ship in here! Wetter than bass *****! A room so small you couldn’t yell at a cat without getting a mouthful of fur About as lucky as a rabbit in a kennel full of hound dogs About as useless as a pocket in your underwear As anxious as a one-eyed cat watch’ n two rat holes As excited as a fag in a leap frog contest As happy as a ‘ coon in a cornfield with the dogs all tAsk her what time it is & she’ ll tell you how to build a clock Ass is so tight you could not drive an 8 penny nail in it with a 10 pound sledge hammer Better than snuff and not near as dusty Big enough to fight bear with a switch Confused as a baby in a topless bar Confused as a termite in a yo-yo Didn’t have enough sense to pour piss out of a boot if the directions was written on the heel Tired of typing but more to come!! [/QUOTE]
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