Has anyone seen my buzz lightyear toy?

[KarlVP]

http://abcnews.go.com/Health/Wellne...r-stuck-inside/story?id=15124289#.Tuk3H3q63ct

 

[MarcW]

You and tom tom get bored :fawkdancesmiley:

 

[ZedMikey]

I had a friend in CO that was an x-ray tech, and she had compiled a pretty funny list of things people got stuck in their rectums.

 

[Mrs. Crash]

:haha:
Dr. Gary Vilke, a professor of clinical emergency medicine at the University of California San Diego Medical Center, saw a patient who had four Barbie doll heads stuck in his rectum.

"When you looked at his x-ray, they were looking at you, like a totem pole,"


Why?? that would hurt!!

At least chose smooth objects.. Sheesh.

 

[karhart77]

to infinity and beyond?

 

[ZedMikey]

At least chose smooth objects.. Sheesh.

This is the thing that always gets me the most about these kinds of stories. If you want to stick things in your ass, fine, but why would you choose something as pointy at Buzz Lightyear? Or as oddly shaped as an iPhone? At least the electric toothbrush my friend found in an x-ray vaguely makes sense...

 

[ZedMikey]

to infinity and beyond?

More like "To infinity and be... oh wait... I'm stuck. ****."

 

[ZedMikey]

to infinity and beyond?

Or "To infinity and behind!"

 

[ChevyGuy]

:haha: "Eye in the vagina"

 

[Broken Again]

:haha:
Dr. Gary Vilke, a professor of clinical emergency medicine at the University of California San Diego Medical Center, saw a patient who had four Barbie doll heads stuck in his rectum.

UCSD Medical Center is located in Hillcrest. Hillcrest is the San Francisco of San Diego.
Local saying..."If you drop your wallet in Hillcrest,kick it all the way to Santee before you pick it up.":D


edit..
Actual Buzz Lightyear Quotes...It's as if he were made for this...:haha:

"Buzz Lightyear to mission log: All signs point to this planet as location of Zurg's fortress, but there seems to be no signs of intelligent life anywhere"

"This is an intergalactic emergency. I need to commandeer your vessel to Sector 12. Who's in charge here?"

"Years of Academy training wasted."

"What a spaceport!"

"Negative. There are no restraining harnesses in the cargo area. We'll be much safer in the cockpit"

"Is it hot in here?"

"I *thought* this ship would take off!"

http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0002468/quotes

 

[dirtygoat]

Rectum???

It damn near killed him...

 

[RusM]

This is the thing that always gets me the most about these kinds of stories. If you want to stick things in your ass, fine, but why would you choose something as pointy at Buzz Lightyear? Or as oddly shaped as an iPhone? At least the electric toothbrush my friend found in an x-ray vaguely makes sense...

Maybe they're looking for a challenge? :haha:

 

[chainsaw]

What a ****ty place to land!

 

[TreeClimber]

 

[DeathCougar]