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<blockquote data-quote="InDaShop" data-source="post: 178727" data-attributes="member: 1295"><p>"JESUS AND THE DEMOCRAT"</p><p>> </p><p>> (I don't care what party you like, this one's funny!!)</p><p>> </p><p>> A Republican, in a wheelchair, entered a restaurant one afternoon and asked</p><p>> the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Republican looked across the</p><p>> restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus sitting over there?"</p><p>> </p><p>> The waitress nodded "yes," so the Republican requested that she give Jesus a</p><p>> cup of coffee, on him.</p><p>> </p><p>> The next patron to come in was a Libertarian, with a hunched back. He</p><p>> shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked the waitress for a</p><p>> cup of hot tea. He also glanced across the restaurant and asked, "Is that</p><p>> Jesus, over there?"</p><p>> </p><p>> The waitress nodded, so the Libertarian asked her to give Jesus a cup of hot</p><p>> tea, "My treat."</p><p>> </p><p>> The third patron to come into the restaurant was a Democrat on crutches. He</p><p>> hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered, "Hey there honey! How's</p><p>> about getting me a cold mug of Miller Light?" He too looked across the</p><p>> restaurant and asked, "Isn't that God's boy over there?</p><p>> </p><p>> The waitress nodded, so the Democrat directed her to give Jesus a cold beer.</p><p>> "On my bill," he said loudly.</p><p>> </p><p>> As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Republican, touched him and said,</p><p>> "For your kindness, you are healed." The Republican felt the strength come</p><p>> back into his legs, got up, and danced a jig out the door.</p><p>> </p><p>> Jesus passed by the Libertarian, touched him and said, "For your kindness,</p><p>> you are healed." The Libertarian felt his back straightening up and he</p><p>> raised his hands, praised the Lord, and did a series of back flips out the</p><p>> door.</p><p>> </p><p>> Then, Jesus walked towards the Democrat, just smiling.</p><p>> </p><p>> The Democrat jumped up and yelled,</p><p>> </p><p>>"Don't touch me ... I'm collecting disability."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="InDaShop, post: 178727, member: 1295"] "JESUS AND THE DEMOCRAT" > > (I don't care what party you like, this one's funny!!) > > A Republican, in a wheelchair, entered a restaurant one afternoon and asked > the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Republican looked across the > restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus sitting over there?" > > The waitress nodded "yes," so the Republican requested that she give Jesus a > cup of coffee, on him. > > The next patron to come in was a Libertarian, with a hunched back. He > shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked the waitress for a > cup of hot tea. He also glanced across the restaurant and asked, "Is that > Jesus, over there?" > > The waitress nodded, so the Libertarian asked her to give Jesus a cup of hot > tea, "My treat." > > The third patron to come into the restaurant was a Democrat on crutches. He > hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered, "Hey there honey! How's > about getting me a cold mug of Miller Light?" He too looked across the > restaurant and asked, "Isn't that God's boy over there? > > The waitress nodded, so the Democrat directed her to give Jesus a cold beer. > "On my bill," he said loudly. > > As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Republican, touched him and said, > "For your kindness, you are healed." The Republican felt the strength come > back into his legs, got up, and danced a jig out the door. > > Jesus passed by the Libertarian, touched him and said, "For your kindness, > you are healed." The Libertarian felt his back straightening up and he > raised his hands, praised the Lord, and did a series of back flips out the > door. > > Then, Jesus walked towards the Democrat, just smiling. > > The Democrat jumped up and yelled, > >"Don't touch me ... I'm collecting disability." [/QUOTE]
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