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<blockquote data-quote="5BrothersFabrication" data-source="post: 186320" data-attributes="member: 2617"><p>Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole?</p><p>A: A pedophile.</p><p></p><p>Q: What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game?</p><p>A: Before the First Period.</p><p></p><p>Q: How do you swat 200 flies at one time</p><p>A: Hit an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.</p><p></p><p>Q: What is a redneck virgin?</p><p>A: A seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.</p><p></p><p>Q: What do you throw a Mexican man when he's drowning?</p><p>A: His wife and kids.</p><p></p><p>Q: Why is a Black mans eyes always red after sex?</p><p>A: From the mace</p><p></p><p>Q: Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself?</p><p>A: You would too if you were named Auuurraaagggghhh!</p><p></p><p>Q: What is the most positive thing in harlem?</p><p>A: HIV</p><p></p><p>Q: Why do Jewish girls like to **** doggy style?</p><p>A: They can't stand to see somebody else have a good time.</p><p></p><p>Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?</p><p>A: One stops sucking when you slap it.</p><p></p><p>Q: Who are the two most famous black women?</p><p>A: Aunt Jemima and Mother ****er.</p><p></p><p>Q: What's long, black and smelly?</p><p>A: An unemployment line.</p><p></p><p>Q: What do you call a Puerto Rical midget?</p><p>A: A spec.</p><p></p><p>Q: What's the difference between a British man and his girlfriend?</p><p>A: His girlfriend has a higher sperm count.</p><p></p><p>Q: Why is there so little Puerto Rican literature?</p><p>A: Because spray paint wasn't invented until 1949.</p><p></p><p>Q: What did Dodi Al-Fayed say to his driver the morning before the crash?</p><p>A: Do you want to go out with me and Di tonight?</p><p></p><p>Q. How do you know if a Chinese person robbs your house?</p><p>A. Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, but two hours later, the ****er is still trying to back out of your driveway.</p><p></p><p>Q: What's the difference between a black man and a pizza?</p><p>A: A pizza can feed a family of four.</p><p></p><p>Q: Why is it so hard for Mexican women to get pregnant?</p><p>A: Because as soon as the sperm enters the cell it tries to hang itself.</p><p></p><p>Q: How do you starve a black man?</p><p>A: hide his foodstamps under his workboots.</p><p></p><p>Q: What's the first thing a redneck says after losing her virginity?</p><p>A: Get off of me Dad, you're crushing my cigarettes.</p><p></p><p>Q: What do rednecks and KFC have in common?</p><p>A: They do chicken right.</p><p></p><p>Q: In Kentucky, what do divorces and tornados have in common.</p><p>A: Either way, someone is going to lose a trailer.</p><p></p><p>Q: Why do the Scottish wear kilts?</p><p>A: Because a sheep can hear a zipper from like a mile away.</p><p></p><p>Q: What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire?</p><p>A: Drowns</p><p></p><p>Q: Two (insert favorite ethnic group here) jump off the top of a very tall building. Which one his the ground first?</p><p>A: Who gives a ****?</p><p></p><p>Q: What's so good about an Ethiopian blow-job?</p><p>A: You know she'll swallow.</p><p></p><p>Q: Why did the redneck cross the road?</p><p>A: Because he coundn't get his **** out of the chicken.</p><p></p><p>Q: What does a redneck say after sex?</p><p>A: Thanks Mom.</p><p></p><p>Q: What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection?</p><p>A: Quarter pounder with cheese.</p><p></p><p>Q: How do you kill 100 Mexicans?</p><p>A: Blow up their van.</p><p></p><p>Q: What do you call five Mexicans on the bottom of a pool?</p><p>A: Sinko</p><p></p><p>Q: What's black and blue and hates sex?</p><p>A: A rape victim.</p><p></p><p>Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a washing machine?</p><p>A: They both drip when they're ****ed.</p><p></p><p>Q: What did the little black boy say when he got diarrhea?</p><p>A: I'm melting!</p><p></p><p>Q: Why do black people smell?</p><p>A: So blind people can hate them too.</p><p></p><p>Q: What do you call a fat chinese person?</p><p>A: A chunk.</p><p></p><p>Q: What did the little Mexican boy get for christmas?</p><p>A: My bike.</p><p></p><p>Q: How many house wives does it take to screw in a light bulb?</p><p>A: None! what the **** they doing out of the kitchen!?</p><p></p><p>Q: How do you blindfold a chinese person?</p><p>A: Dental floss.</p><p></p><p>Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza?</p><p>A: A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven!</p><p></p><p>Q: How many jews can you fit in a VW Beetle?</p><p>A: 54, two in the front, two in the back, and fifty in the ashtray.</p><p></p><p>Q: Why do black people play basketball?</p><p>A: They can run, shoot, and steal</p><p></p><p>Q:What did Adolf Hitler get his neice for her birthday?</p><p>A: An easy bake oven.</p><p></p><p>Q:What would the Jetsons be called if they were black?</p><p>A: ******s.</p><p></p><p>Q: What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?</p><p>A: On St. Patrick's Day, everyone wants to be Irish.</p><p></p><p>Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a hunger strike?</p><p>A: Ethiopian</p><p></p><p>Q: Why don't Puerto Ricans have check books?</p><p>A: Because it's impossible to sign your name that small with spray paint.</p><p></p><p>Q: How do you know when a redneck has her period?</p><p>A: She's only wearing one sock.</p><p></p><p>Q: What do you call an ethiopian with buck teeth?</p><p>A: A rake.</p><p></p><p>Q: What do you call an ethiopian wearing a turban?</p><p>A: Aq-tip.</p><p></p><p>Q: What's this? (pinches skin on both sides of neck)</p><p>A: An ethiopian eating a cornflake.</p><p></p><p>Q: Why do they put **** around the church at a black wedding?</p><p>A: To keep the flies off the bride</p><p></p><p>Q: What do you call a hooker with a runny nose?</p><p>A: Full</p><p></p><p>Q: What does FUBU really stand for?</p><p>A: Farmers Use'ta Beat Us.</p><p></p><p>Q:Whats the difference between a mexican & a bucket of ****?</p><p>A:The bucket.</p><p></p><p>Q: What do you call an ethiopian jumping off a cliff?</p><p>A: A chocolate drop.</p><p></p><p>Q: How do you get 100 jews into a car?</p><p>A: Throw a quarter in it.</p><p></p><p>Q: How do you get them out again?</p><p>A: Tell them Hilter is driving.</p><p></p><p>Q: What do you call two ethiopians in a sleeping bag?</p><p>A: Twix.</p><p> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies2/flipoffsmirk.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":flipoff1:" title="Flipoffsmirk :flipoff1:" data-shortname=":flipoff1:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="5BrothersFabrication, post: 186320, member: 2617"] Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile. Q: What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game? A: Before the First Period. Q: How do you swat 200 flies at one time A: Hit an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan. Q: What is a redneck virgin? A: A seven year old that can run faster than her brothers. Q: What do you throw a Mexican man when he's drowning? A: His wife and kids. Q: Why is a Black mans eyes always red after sex? A: From the mace Q: Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself? A: You would too if you were named Auuurraaagggghhh! Q: What is the most positive thing in harlem? A: HIV Q: Why do Jewish girls like to **** doggy style? A: They can't stand to see somebody else have a good time. Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: One stops sucking when you slap it. Q: Who are the two most famous black women? A: Aunt Jemima and Mother ****er. Q: What's long, black and smelly? A: An unemployment line. Q: What do you call a Puerto Rical midget? A: A spec. Q: What's the difference between a British man and his girlfriend? A: His girlfriend has a higher sperm count. Q: Why is there so little Puerto Rican literature? A: Because spray paint wasn't invented until 1949. Q: What did Dodi Al-Fayed say to his driver the morning before the crash? A: Do you want to go out with me and Di tonight? Q. How do you know if a Chinese person robbs your house? A. Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, but two hours later, the ****er is still trying to back out of your driveway. Q: What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A: A pizza can feed a family of four. Q: Why is it so hard for Mexican women to get pregnant? A: Because as soon as the sperm enters the cell it tries to hang itself. Q: How do you starve a black man? A: hide his foodstamps under his workboots. Q: What's the first thing a redneck says after losing her virginity? A: Get off of me Dad, you're crushing my cigarettes. Q: What do rednecks and KFC have in common? A: They do chicken right. Q: In Kentucky, what do divorces and tornados have in common. A: Either way, someone is going to lose a trailer. Q: Why do the Scottish wear kilts? A: Because a sheep can hear a zipper from like a mile away. Q: What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? A: Drowns Q: Two (insert favorite ethnic group here) jump off the top of a very tall building. Which one his the ground first? A: Who gives a ****? Q: What's so good about an Ethiopian blow-job? A: You know she'll swallow. Q: Why did the redneck cross the road? A: Because he coundn't get his **** out of the chicken. Q: What does a redneck say after sex? A: Thanks Mom. Q: What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? A: Quarter pounder with cheese. Q: How do you kill 100 Mexicans? A: Blow up their van. Q: What do you call five Mexicans on the bottom of a pool? A: Sinko Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: A rape victim. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a washing machine? A: They both drip when they're ****ed. Q: What did the little black boy say when he got diarrhea? A: I'm melting! Q: Why do black people smell? A: So blind people can hate them too. Q: What do you call a fat chinese person? A: A chunk. Q: What did the little Mexican boy get for christmas? A: My bike. Q: How many house wives does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None! what the **** they doing out of the kitchen!? Q: How do you blindfold a chinese person? A: Dental floss. Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven! Q: How many jews can you fit in a VW Beetle? A: 54, two in the front, two in the back, and fifty in the ashtray. Q: Why do black people play basketball? A: They can run, shoot, and steal Q:What did Adolf Hitler get his neice for her birthday? A: An easy bake oven. Q:What would the Jetsons be called if they were black? A: ******s. Q: What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day? A: On St. Patrick's Day, everyone wants to be Irish. Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a hunger strike? A: Ethiopian Q: Why don't Puerto Ricans have check books? A: Because it's impossible to sign your name that small with spray paint. Q: How do you know when a redneck has her period? A: She's only wearing one sock. Q: What do you call an ethiopian with buck teeth? A: A rake. Q: What do you call an ethiopian wearing a turban? A: Aq-tip. Q: What's this? (pinches skin on both sides of neck) A: An ethiopian eating a cornflake. Q: Why do they put **** around the church at a black wedding? A: To keep the flies off the bride Q: What do you call a hooker with a runny nose? A: Full Q: What does FUBU really stand for? A: Farmers Use'ta Beat Us. Q:Whats the difference between a mexican & a bucket of ****? A:The bucket. Q: What do you call an ethiopian jumping off a cliff? A: A chocolate drop. Q: How do you get 100 jews into a car? A: Throw a quarter in it. Q: How do you get them out again? A: Tell them Hilter is driving. Q: What do you call two ethiopians in a sleeping bag? A: Twix. :flipoff1: [/QUOTE]
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