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<blockquote data-quote="grcthird" data-source="post: 482079" data-attributes="member: 1181"><p>A toothless termite walks into a bar and says "where's the bartender?"</p><p></p><p>On this day in 1836 Davie Crockett was standing on the southern observation wall with Sam Bowie drinking some coffee when they saw the entire mexican army advancing. Davie leans over to Sam and said " I didnt know we were pouring asphalt today.</p><p></p><p>There was a man who fought in a war, and had his eye shot out. When he came home, he got an eye made of wood. Anyways, a few years passed and he went out to a bar. He saw a girl in the corner and she had a hair lip. So he thought oh ya know, she's got something wrong with her, I've got something wrong with me, maybe she'll dance with me. So he walks over to her and asks "would you like to dance?" And she responds "would I?!" He looks at her and says " never mind then, you hair lip mother ****er!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="grcthird, post: 482079, member: 1181"] A toothless termite walks into a bar and says "where's the bartender?" On this day in 1836 Davie Crockett was standing on the southern observation wall with Sam Bowie drinking some coffee when they saw the entire mexican army advancing. Davie leans over to Sam and said " I didnt know we were pouring asphalt today. There was a man who fought in a war, and had his eye shot out. When he came home, he got an eye made of wood. Anyways, a few years passed and he went out to a bar. He saw a girl in the corner and she had a hair lip. So he thought oh ya know, she's got something wrong with her, I've got something wrong with me, maybe she'll dance with me. So he walks over to her and asks "would you like to dance?" And she responds "would I?!" He looks at her and says " never mind then, you hair lip mother ****er!" [/QUOTE]
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