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<blockquote data-quote="Bones" data-source="post: 247665" data-attributes="member: 15"><p>No <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies2/pepper.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt="flashemifyougotem" title="Pepper flashemifyougotem" data-shortname="flashemifyougotem" /> pics, sorry to disappoint <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies2/gayflag.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":gay:" title="Gayflag :gay:" data-shortname=":gay:" /> </p><p></p><p>Small group of 8 or 9 of us started drinking at around 5 (myself had a few and a bloody mary over lunch/Iowa game) and headed to a local steak place for some grub. </p><p></p><p>Hit titty bar number 1 (only 3 in town), but this one is special. As in a non juice bar, $5 cover and some of the worst talent next to Wesly's <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies2/flipoffsmirk.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":flipoff1:" title="Flipoffsmirk :flipoff1:" data-shortname=":flipoff1:" /> Girl were all over us like white on rice, then again I think there were only 3 others in the place. At least none of the dancers were preggers like in one of my travels to the SE. So a friend buys me a dance. Young chick with tits that resembles socks with loose change in em. Did the ol head stand in the crotch/puss/ass in the face move. Starfish right in my face, what to do what to do....spit on it knowing we are leaving soon. I was kicked out of this place 18 years ago for something similar so I refrained and simply gave it a spirited blow into the crushed spider. She peers around and grins. :<img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" /></p><p></p><p>Leave this place, it's still really early. Head to an Irish bar where it's 2 fer 1 for the end of some football and more dranks. </p><p></p><p>It's getting late and we have 2 juice bars open till 4am I think?? We hit the closest/largest one called The Lumberyard. Place is pretty packed on the main level so we head to the less packed lower level. I think there are a half dozen stages there to use when it's packed. I think we were on stage two of the rotation. After a short time there, I can see stage one and what's coming up next. I swear I know this chick.....she looks down our direction and yep it's Brandy.</p><p></p><p>3-4 years ago my friend Josh and I head to my hometown for a high school football game. On our way back home we stop in a college town bar n grill. It's dead, I meet this chick, find out she's a realtor and not the worst looking woman I have ever met. So we talk, set up a date for later in the week. I ride my motorcycle up to see her (about an hour). Take her to dinner and out for a ride only to find out real estate is more or less her cover or hopeful career path....she's a peeler to pay the bills and support 3 trophies. Well I have already summed it up she is not worth a 2nd date before this comment. She got a boob job paid for by a client :<img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" /> and sent me pics way back when (unsure if I posted them here, but I no longer have em). </p><p></p><p>Anyway she gets to our stage and me and 2 other friends all have our $$ out and she comes over to talk/dance. Starts with my friends and he quickly tells me he saw her guts before I ever did. laughing1 She is on her 2nd boob job and they were nice, but her lower unit was well used/haggard. So what do 2 of your best childhood friends do since it's your bachelor party? Buy you a lap dance from this chick they are calling my ex girlfriend. She wanted it to go another song, but I wasn't paying for it, she said she'd rub me off...meh no thanks. This is still early mind you. No later than midnight. I don't think we ever saw the rotation end after 3.5 hours of random chicks we ended with a rockin Asian (aka sticky rice) <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies2/dblthumb2.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":dblthumb:" title="Dblthumb2 :dblthumb:" data-shortname=":dblthumb:" /></p><p></p><p>That is all. Way too much typing for no tits, sorry.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Bones, post: 247665, member: 15"] No flashemifyougotem pics, sorry to disappoint :gay: Small group of 8 or 9 of us started drinking at around 5 (myself had a few and a bloody mary over lunch/Iowa game) and headed to a local steak place for some grub. Hit titty bar number 1 (only 3 in town), but this one is special. As in a non juice bar, $5 cover and some of the worst talent next to Wesly's :flipoff1: Girl were all over us like white on rice, then again I think there were only 3 others in the place. At least none of the dancers were preggers like in one of my travels to the SE. So a friend buys me a dance. Young chick with tits that resembles socks with loose change in em. Did the ol head stand in the crotch/puss/ass in the face move. Starfish right in my face, what to do what to do....spit on it knowing we are leaving soon. I was kicked out of this place 18 years ago for something similar so I refrained and simply gave it a spirited blow into the crushed spider. She peers around and grins. ::) Leave this place, it's still really early. Head to an Irish bar where it's 2 fer 1 for the end of some football and more dranks. It's getting late and we have 2 juice bars open till 4am I think?? We hit the closest/largest one called The Lumberyard. Place is pretty packed on the main level so we head to the less packed lower level. I think there are a half dozen stages there to use when it's packed. I think we were on stage two of the rotation. After a short time there, I can see stage one and what's coming up next. I swear I know this chick.....she looks down our direction and yep it's Brandy. 3-4 years ago my friend Josh and I head to my hometown for a high school football game. On our way back home we stop in a college town bar n grill. It's dead, I meet this chick, find out she's a realtor and not the worst looking woman I have ever met. So we talk, set up a date for later in the week. I ride my motorcycle up to see her (about an hour). Take her to dinner and out for a ride only to find out real estate is more or less her cover or hopeful career path....she's a peeler to pay the bills and support 3 trophies. Well I have already summed it up she is not worth a 2nd date before this comment. She got a boob job paid for by a client ::) and sent me pics way back when (unsure if I posted them here, but I no longer have em). Anyway she gets to our stage and me and 2 other friends all have our $$ out and she comes over to talk/dance. Starts with my friends and he quickly tells me he saw her guts before I ever did. laughing1 She is on her 2nd boob job and they were nice, but her lower unit was well used/haggard. So what do 2 of your best childhood friends do since it's your bachelor party? Buy you a lap dance from this chick they are calling my ex girlfriend. She wanted it to go another song, but I wasn't paying for it, she said she'd rub me off...meh no thanks. This is still early mind you. No later than midnight. I don't think we ever saw the rotation end after 3.5 hours of random chicks we ended with a rockin Asian (aka sticky rice) :dblthumb: That is all. Way too much typing for no tits, sorry. [/QUOTE]
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