Bones
That Guy
No 
pics, sorry to disappoint 
Small group of 8 or 9 of us started drinking at around 5 (myself had a few and a bloody mary over lunch/Iowa game) and headed to a local steak place for some grub.
Hit titty bar number 1 (only 3 in town), but this one is special. As in a non juice bar, $5 cover and some of the worst talent next to Wesly's
Girl were all over us like white on rice, then again I think there were only 3 others in the place. At least none of the dancers were preggers like in one of my travels to the SE. So a friend buys me a dance. Young chick with tits that resembles socks with loose change in em. Did the ol head stand in the crotch/puss/ass in the face move. Starfish right in my face, what to do what to do....spit on it knowing we are leaving soon. I was kicked out of this place 18 years ago for something similar so I refrained and simply gave it a spirited blow into the crushed spider. She peers around and grins. :
Leave this place, it's still really early. Head to an Irish bar where it's 2 fer 1 for the end of some football and more dranks.
It's getting late and we have 2 juice bars open till 4am I think?? We hit the closest/largest one called The Lumberyard. Place is pretty packed on the main level so we head to the less packed lower level. I think there are a half dozen stages there to use when it's packed. I think we were on stage two of the rotation. After a short time there, I can see stage one and what's coming up next. I swear I know this chick.....she looks down our direction and yep it's Brandy.
3-4 years ago my friend Josh and I head to my hometown for a high school football game. On our way back home we stop in a college town bar n grill. It's dead, I meet this chick, find out she's a realtor and not the worst looking woman I have ever met. So we talk, set up a date for later in the week. I ride my motorcycle up to see her (about an hour). Take her to dinner and out for a ride only to find out real estate is more or less her cover or hopeful career path....she's a peeler to pay the bills and support 3 trophies. Well I have already summed it up she is not worth a 2nd date before this comment. She got a boob job paid for by a client : and sent me pics way back when (unsure if I posted them here, but I no longer have em).
Anyway she gets to our stage and me and 2 other friends all have our $$ out and she comes over to talk/dance. Starts with my friends and he quickly tells me he saw her guts before I ever did. laughing1 She is on her 2nd boob job and they were nice, but her lower unit was well used/haggard. So what do 2 of your best childhood friends do since it's your bachelor party? Buy you a lap dance from this chick they are calling my ex girlfriend. She wanted it to go another song, but I wasn't paying for it, she said she'd rub me off...meh no thanks. This is still early mind you. No later than midnight. I don't think we ever saw the rotation end after 3.5 hours of random chicks we ended with a rockin Asian (aka sticky rice)
That is all. Way too much typing for no tits, sorry.
pics, sorry to disappoint Small group of 8 or 9 of us started drinking at around 5 (myself had a few and a bloody mary over lunch/Iowa game) and headed to a local steak place for some grub.
Hit titty bar number 1 (only 3 in town), but this one is special. As in a non juice bar, $5 cover and some of the worst talent next to Wesly's
Girl were all over us like white on rice, then again I think there were only 3 others in the place. At least none of the dancers were preggers like in one of my travels to the SE. So a friend buys me a dance. Young chick with tits that resembles socks with loose change in em. Did the ol head stand in the crotch/puss/ass in the face move. Starfish right in my face, what to do what to do....spit on it knowing we are leaving soon. I was kicked out of this place 18 years ago for something similar so I refrained and simply gave it a spirited blow into the crushed spider. She peers around and grins. :Leave this place, it's still really early. Head to an Irish bar where it's 2 fer 1 for the end of some football and more dranks.
It's getting late and we have 2 juice bars open till 4am I think?? We hit the closest/largest one called The Lumberyard. Place is pretty packed on the main level so we head to the less packed lower level. I think there are a half dozen stages there to use when it's packed. I think we were on stage two of the rotation. After a short time there, I can see stage one and what's coming up next. I swear I know this chick.....she looks down our direction and yep it's Brandy.
3-4 years ago my friend Josh and I head to my hometown for a high school football game. On our way back home we stop in a college town bar n grill. It's dead, I meet this chick, find out she's a realtor and not the worst looking woman I have ever met. So we talk, set up a date for later in the week. I ride my motorcycle up to see her (about an hour). Take her to dinner and out for a ride only to find out real estate is more or less her cover or hopeful career path....she's a peeler to pay the bills and support 3 trophies. Well I have already summed it up she is not worth a 2nd date before this comment. She got a boob job paid for by a client :
and sent me pics way back when (unsure if I posted them here, but I no longer have em). Anyway she gets to our stage and me and 2 other friends all have our $$ out and she comes over to talk/dance. Starts with my friends and he quickly tells me he saw her guts before I ever did. laughing1 She is on her 2nd boob job and they were nice, but her lower unit was well used/haggard. So what do 2 of your best childhood friends do since it's your bachelor party? Buy you a lap dance from this chick they are calling my ex girlfriend. She wanted it to go another song, but I wasn't paying for it, she said she'd rub me off...meh no thanks. This is still early mind you. No later than midnight. I don't think we ever saw the rotation end after 3.5 hours of random chicks we ended with a rockin Asian (aka sticky rice)
That is all. Way too much typing for no tits, sorry.
