Lamar
Well-Known Member
Dear group;
As a personal favor to me, I would like to ask every member of this fine forum to stop picking on or putting down Rock_Crusher/Rich_Zukota. I know a completely diffent person than the one that everybody insults on this board. The person that I know is kind, loving, warm and sensitive. Also, I read several posts by some prominent members who were accusing Rock_Crusher/Rich_Zukota of being mental. Nothing can be further from the truth, ladies and gentlemen! Rock_Crusher/Rich_Zukota is just sanity challenged, is all. He has an amazing grasp of the completely obvious and he can associate things like no other person I've met before. He is so good, he is Einstein-like in this regard.
As an example of his mental prowess, I would very much like to share a story with the fine members of this forum. Several years ago Rock_Crusher/Rich_Zukota was sitting with the group in the common room, and he was being unusually quiet, most likely because he had suffered through an episode in which he imagined himself to be Bonaparte Napolean and the head nurse to be Russia. Imagine the ruckus which ensued he tried an invasion. He was actually doing quite well for himself until the enemy called in reinforcements in the middle of Rock_Crusher/Rich_Zukotas' flank attack to the enemy rear. That was when the melee took place and poor Rock_Crusher/Rich_Zukota ended up on the losing side of the battle. The head nurse wasn't too happy about the entire ordeal either, and it took him several mnths to forgive Rock_Crusher/Rich_Zukota.
Anyway, Rock_Crusher/Rich_Zukota was sitting in front of the TV, with his eyes closed, slobbering and drooling uncontrollably, due to the large dosages of Thorozine the medical staff had injected into him. All of the sudden, Rock_Crusher/Rich_Zukota regained semi-consciousness for several seconds and he informed me that his birthday would be 2 short weeks away! Wow, this was VERY important news to me and I wanted to do something extra, super-special for my bestest friend! I know that Rock_Crusher/Rich_Zukota has always had a certain fondness for sheep (don't ask) so I got him his very own Ghia PET!
On his special day, Rock_Crusher/Rich_Zukota was so happy that tears of joy actually began rolling down his cheeks. We very carefully put the dirt inside of Fluffy and the bean sprout seeds were gently sown and the water was lovingly sprinked on top. And so we waited. And we waited. And waited. To our dismay, Fluffy refused to grow hair and this caused us no small amount of concern. About two weeks after Rock_Crusher/Rich_Zukotas' birthday, he was reading the Seattle newspaper and he happened to review an article about the owners of the local Chinese restuarants who were urinating on the bean sprouts in order to make grow them faster and healthier. Fascinated by this bit of information, Rock_Crusher/Rich_Zukota read the article over and over. Then, he looked at me and I looked at him and all of the sudden, the light bulb over the top of his head began glowing!
Sure enough, the very next morning, instead of relieving himself like he always did in the toilet, Rock_Crusher/Rich_Zukota liberally doused down ol' Fluffy with the golden flow. Lo and behold!!! After just one week of watering Fluffy in his own special way, Fluffy was was sporting a bright green, thick nappy afro! This was a great development, although everybody preferred to witness the miracle transformation from a distance, as Fluffy was beginning to accquire a rather pungent smell.
Now, is there any member on this forum who can state that they could be able to make the same association as Rock_Crusher/Rich_Zukota was able to do? And, to remind everybody, Rock_Crusher/Rich_Zukota was totally whacked out on major doses of Thorzine when he made this association! Is the man crazy? Heck no, he isn't crazy! He is simply special!
Your not handling Fluffy any more friend;
LAMAR
As a personal favor to me, I would like to ask every member of this fine forum to stop picking on or putting down Rock_Crusher/Rich_Zukota. I know a completely diffent person than the one that everybody insults on this board. The person that I know is kind, loving, warm and sensitive. Also, I read several posts by some prominent members who were accusing Rock_Crusher/Rich_Zukota of being mental. Nothing can be further from the truth, ladies and gentlemen! Rock_Crusher/Rich_Zukota is just sanity challenged, is all. He has an amazing grasp of the completely obvious and he can associate things like no other person I've met before. He is so good, he is Einstein-like in this regard.
As an example of his mental prowess, I would very much like to share a story with the fine members of this forum. Several years ago Rock_Crusher/Rich_Zukota was sitting with the group in the common room, and he was being unusually quiet, most likely because he had suffered through an episode in which he imagined himself to be Bonaparte Napolean and the head nurse to be Russia. Imagine the ruckus which ensued he tried an invasion. He was actually doing quite well for himself until the enemy called in reinforcements in the middle of Rock_Crusher/Rich_Zukotas' flank attack to the enemy rear. That was when the melee took place and poor Rock_Crusher/Rich_Zukota ended up on the losing side of the battle. The head nurse wasn't too happy about the entire ordeal either, and it took him several mnths to forgive Rock_Crusher/Rich_Zukota.
Anyway, Rock_Crusher/Rich_Zukota was sitting in front of the TV, with his eyes closed, slobbering and drooling uncontrollably, due to the large dosages of Thorozine the medical staff had injected into him. All of the sudden, Rock_Crusher/Rich_Zukota regained semi-consciousness for several seconds and he informed me that his birthday would be 2 short weeks away! Wow, this was VERY important news to me and I wanted to do something extra, super-special for my bestest friend! I know that Rock_Crusher/Rich_Zukota has always had a certain fondness for sheep (don't ask) so I got him his very own Ghia PET!
On his special day, Rock_Crusher/Rich_Zukota was so happy that tears of joy actually began rolling down his cheeks. We very carefully put the dirt inside of Fluffy and the bean sprout seeds were gently sown and the water was lovingly sprinked on top. And so we waited. And we waited. And waited. To our dismay, Fluffy refused to grow hair and this caused us no small amount of concern. About two weeks after Rock_Crusher/Rich_Zukotas' birthday, he was reading the Seattle newspaper and he happened to review an article about the owners of the local Chinese restuarants who were urinating on the bean sprouts in order to make grow them faster and healthier. Fascinated by this bit of information, Rock_Crusher/Rich_Zukota read the article over and over. Then, he looked at me and I looked at him and all of the sudden, the light bulb over the top of his head began glowing!
Sure enough, the very next morning, instead of relieving himself like he always did in the toilet, Rock_Crusher/Rich_Zukota liberally doused down ol' Fluffy with the golden flow. Lo and behold!!! After just one week of watering Fluffy in his own special way, Fluffy was was sporting a bright green, thick nappy afro! This was a great development, although everybody preferred to witness the miracle transformation from a distance, as Fluffy was beginning to accquire a rather pungent smell.
Now, is there any member on this forum who can state that they could be able to make the same association as Rock_Crusher/Rich_Zukota was able to do? And, to remind everybody, Rock_Crusher/Rich_Zukota was totally whacked out on major doses of Thorzine when he made this association! Is the man crazy? Heck no, he isn't crazy! He is simply special!
Your not handling Fluffy any more friend;
LAMAR
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