Dianamal77
Well-Known Member
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the Washington, DC Beltway. Absolutely nothing is moving, north or south. Suddenly, he sees a guy walking toward him. The guy knocks on his window.
The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What's the holdup?"
The other guy replied, "Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy, Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, Nancy Pelosi, Barbara Boxer, and Al Gore. The terrorists are asking for a $10 million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse the hostages with gasoline and set them on fire. So, we are going from car to car, taking up a collection."
The driver asks, "On average, how much is everyone giving?"
The guy says, "About a gallon."
The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What's the holdup?"
The other guy replied, "Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy, Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, Nancy Pelosi, Barbara Boxer, and Al Gore. The terrorists are asking for a $10 million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse the hostages with gasoline and set them on fire. So, we are going from car to car, taking up a collection."
The driver asks, "On average, how much is everyone giving?"
The guy says, "About a gallon."
